Dude, I've been like that since I hit 21. Most times I'm asked, I have to remember what year I was born in, remember what year and month it is now, and do the math.

I totally do this, except I have to ask what year it is because I don't really pay attention. My mental age changes so slooowly, like 5 to 1.

Pffft. You're just jealous 'cuz I can run longer than y'all.

Woman, there are inanimate objects that can run longer than I can. Couches, TVs, forks!

I've had supposedly-authentic that is indeed sweet, but also so spicy that it will knock your socks off. I love it.

juliana is me. I've only had Starbuck's chai latte once (Ireland has managed to escape the Attack of the Franchise so far) and I thought it was too watery.

I've hit that "I'm in my mid-thirties and I'll be damned if I can remember how old I am," stage.

I, too, am thirty-umm. Most days, I don't bother to calculate the umm part.

There was a mental age quiz floating around recently. I skewed older than everyone I know. I was surprised that Bob was older than twelve.

No, it's a liquid mix.

That might be the problem. She used a powder, and 12oz of milk.

You're just jealous 'cuz I can run longer than y'all.

Baby Frances can run longer than me. I wouldn't use it as a boasting point.

I've been in my late thirties a long time. Seven years, give or take. It's quite fun.

I was surprised that Bob was older than twelve.

That's about how old I'd expect to test on that thing.

juliana is, like, 4.

Hey, my daughter is older than Juliana. My daughter likes to run too, but she's more into speed than distance. She has often claimed to be faster than a Cheetah.

I was surprised that Bob was older than twelve.

Hee. We joke that my dad is stuck at 14. When he isn't being a 112 year old crankyman.

My SIL always gets this comically baffled look on her face when you ask her how old she is. She's 24 and for some reason that freaks her out.

She has often claimed to be faster than a Cheetah.

Two words, Gud: college. scholarship. Cause, that's FAST!