You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Alibelle - Jan 19, 2005 10:57:15 am PST #8096 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Good reason to move to the UK.

That's awesome. They basically have it set up so that you just put in a custom order for a celebrity, and then one shows up. Very cool.

And yet, somehow I just don't think it's that easy. Mostly because people are really, really weird, and I know that I would be really hesitant about eating food a stranger prepared, and I'm not even a celebrity.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 19, 2005 10:57:18 am PST #8097 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey, Will and Bobby Cannavale kissed and hugged this season, Okay, more hugging than kissing, but there has also been some hair playing and lovey eye-gazing.

Not in any of the epsiodes I watched. Instead, they always had Debra Messing or Kristin Davis as chaperones in between them, and showed about as much affection as a stereotypical New England WASP couple that was avoiding divorce only to keep people from gossiping down at the country club. Oh wait, I did forget about one hug when Bobby's character was turned into a weeping mess last week. And then they broke up .

I read about the kiss, and props for airing it, but it was apparently an unscripted improvisation by McCormack & Cannavale.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2005 10:57:19 am PST #8098 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's the misogynist agenda and a fear of pink secrets.

OK, with this coming in after all the talk about pink tools it's getting porny in here again.

Again? What am I saying?!???!??


sumi - Jan 19, 2005 10:57:27 am PST #8099 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Limahl?


billytea - Jan 19, 2005 10:58:31 am PST #8100 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

NIK KERSHAW. FATIMA WHITBREAD.

Now I'm imagining dinner with Nik Kershaw, Fatima Whitbread, Limahl and a Dalek.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2005 10:59:11 am PST #8101 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now I'm imagining dinner with Nik Kershaw, Fatima Whitbread, Limahl and a dalek.

But will there be pink tools or pink secrets?


billytea - Jan 19, 2005 11:00:33 am PST #8102 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

But will there be pink tools or pink secrets?

PINK SECRETS WILL BE EXTERMINATED. ALL TOOLS WILL OBEY THE COLOUR SCHEME OF THE DALEKS.


Scrappy - Jan 19, 2005 11:01:07 am PST #8103 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yeah, but not a lot of loving in sit-coms. I thought Harry Connick Junior was hot stuff, and yet they had very few kisses between him and Grace all season when they were supposedly madly in love. Sexy and romantic doesn't seem to work on sitcoms--at least not American ones. Sadly, as a Will/Booby C. make put would have kept ME interested.


Gudanov - Jan 19, 2005 11:01:30 am PST #8104 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Now I'm imagining dinner with Nik Kershaw, Fatima Whitbread, Limahl and a dalek.

I've heard that Daleks have horrible table manners.


JohnSweden - Jan 19, 2005 11:02:07 am PST #8105 of 10002
I can't even.

Good reason to move to the UK.

Lots of old footballers, but no Kelly Dalglish. ::sob::