But then they'll imprint, like needy baby birdies, and then they'll come tapping at my wooden non-ironing beak, and that won't end well.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 11:36:33 am PST #7637 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
P.M. Marc - Jan 18, 2005 11:38:13 am PST #7638 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I just left a message for someone and totally blanked on myhome number. What is up with that?
Pregnancy brain.
I keep almost giving out my parents' number instead of my own. It's most disconcerting.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 11:39:59 am PST #7639 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone should give me one of these.
Daisy Jane - Jan 18, 2005 11:41:01 am PST #7640 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I forget both my Street number and my phone # from time to time because I so rarely use them anymore. I have accounts with most of the places I order from, so they save my address, and I usually call home from my cell which is on speed dial.
Atropa - Jan 18, 2005 11:42:55 am PST #7641 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I need a modern fashion trend explained to me. There are several women in my building who have worn khaki or beige cargo pants that are just-below knee length (maybe mid-calf), over tall boots that are usually brown, round-toed, and block-heeled. Now, I will admit that my sense of what is fashionable stopped about a century ago, but this look completely confuses me. Is there someone on the planet it looks flattering on? Did they all join a cult?
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2005 11:43:29 am PST #7642 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
he asked, IIRC, about whether or not she learned while she worked in intelligence about the existence of extraterrestrials. She said something like, "I can't talk about that, but I can tell you that the military is obsessed with it!"
Why is it that the combo of that and the current administration's "Why worry about tomorrow? Yee haw!" philosophy makes me feel uneasy?
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2005 11:44:08 am PST #7643 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone should give me one of these.
It only costs 3,990円.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 11:46:37 am PST #7644 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It only costs 3,990?.
Is that a roundabout way of saying you've bought me one?
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 11:47:28 am PST #7645 of 10002
What is even happening?
See now, bon bon's story makes me kind of like Condy. And I don't want to.
Quick! Look at the picture again.
Seriously, I don't need to hate the people to hate their policies. That's one of the elements of a lot of political discussions that bothers me, when I am in the mood to let it--the villification of the person.
Still? That's a scary-as-hell shot of Ms. Rice.
JZ - Jan 18, 2005 11:50:55 am PST #7646 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jilli, I don't think I've seen that down in the Bay Area, but every mental picture I try to construct from your description makes me cringe. I'm terribly sorry for your sake, but I'm hoping it's a cult, and a Seattle-local one. I already spend too much time crying over the "belt across the squishiest part of the hips causing distressing bulges at the waist and pelvis" trend that shows no sign of dying out.