Futon Critic ranks the top 50 episodes of 2004. They're only up to 31 so far, so I can't get all judgey and complainy.
Yet.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 9:24:29 am PST #7529 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amych - Jan 18, 2005 9:27:11 am PST #7530 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I can't believe this, but having seen this dress,
My god. It's like Chinese foot-wrapping, only for breasts.
JZ - Jan 18, 2005 9:30:57 am PST #7531 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
amych, I know! And the bottom half is just as horrid, in a completely different way! It's a marvel of completely evil engineering.
msbelle - Jan 18, 2005 9:32:22 am PST #7532 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
It is a really awful dress too, but somehow the Paula tacky does not offend me as much as the Diane horrid.
Paula's dress looks like a prom dress gone bad and she just reeks of fourth rate celebrity by having it fit so poorly.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 9:33:39 am PST #7533 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I gotta go with Halle's dress as worst. Not least of all because she usually is so excellently turned out. Squishing boobs is one thing. Squishing them one up one down? Why, Lord, why?
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 9:35:08 am PST #7534 of 10002
Please no more squished boobs talk. Owowow.
t curling up in a ball
Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2005 9:35:50 am PST #7535 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aren't your boobs getting squished like that, sara?
sumi - Jan 18, 2005 9:35:56 am PST #7536 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Maybe Halle's dress was a tribute to the mythical Amazons?
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 9:37:19 am PST #7537 of 10002
Um, no. I have taste. The OW comment should point out my thoughts on the matter.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 9:38:07 am PST #7538 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's it - it was a Minoan/Amazonian outfit.