We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 6:14:38 pm PST #6918 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I still have memories from Bitches the other night.

I was at a friends house, and there was a cat toy, and there was feather action, and luckily I just saw it as I was leaving, because it made bad places in my brain.


SailAweigh - Jan 16, 2005 6:15:16 pm PST #6919 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Good call, P-C. It is unbalanced. It looks like a fancified flamenco dress. And the only place you wear a flamenco dress is on stage while dancing the flamenco.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 6:15:53 pm PST #6920 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This Portman?

Dumb ass belt, ruining a young and pretty dress.

Oh, and this is appalling makeup.


SailAweigh - Jan 16, 2005 6:19:13 pm PST #6921 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

appalling makeup

Yeesh. Don't these people have consultants to help them choose dresses and make-up, accessories and hair? Why, why do they insist on doing things themselves and fucking them up?


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2005 6:19:13 pm PST #6922 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Good call, P-C.

I called something? Goodly? Guess I'm done with the book-learnin'.

Dumb ass belt, ruining a young and pretty dress.

Yeah, that is kind of a weird belt, but the dress looks like a negligee.


Glamcookie - Jan 16, 2005 6:22:37 pm PST #6923 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Huh. I like Jennifer Garner's dress and I'm not a JG fan. Laura Linney looks like Avril Lavigne in all that eye makeup. Ew.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 6:23:52 pm PST #6924 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't like the foof in the front of JG's dress. Maybe that's where she's hiding the baby.

She can look so elegant, but that whole bony shoulders punching forward over hollow rib cage look does no one any favours.

Hair too dark for pale skin and bland dress. And he just looks like a dork.

So over her. It's 2005. You're 12. Stop the retro chic (but at least she's doing it better than Xtina).

Oh, damn. You're right. Why have a dress that mandates your boobs are not going to be even?

Mmmm.

It's a lampshade and a bedskirt, but opulent, see?


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2005 6:27:48 pm PST #6925 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Joely, Mary-Louise, and Scarlett look fine. Halle looks ridiculous, as does Diane.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2005 6:28:31 pm PST #6926 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do always love the ita photo-review.

::sits back::


Kat - Jan 16, 2005 6:30:27 pm PST #6927 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The thing on the front of Garner's dress needs to go. But the back is fine. The cutout at the waist is good.

Maybe it's just because the color is so good that I like it.