And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2005 12:58:13 pm PST #6685 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And rich step grandfathers, in some cases.

That's what I need! I don't know why my grandmothers won't get on it.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 16, 2005 1:02:23 pm PST #6686 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's true. I have beautiful silver nails, but not all people with beautiful silver nails are going to be me.

They are sparkly and mesmerizing.


DCJensen - Jan 16, 2005 1:11:43 pm PST #6687 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

Well, it's nice to know I'm going to be rich. Wait. Maybe I'm not pure white enough to be rich. Aieee!


Betsy HP - Jan 16, 2005 1:12:58 pm PST #6688 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Not only that, my grandfather was a Mason. Did I get to participate in the World-Ruling Conspiracy? Fat chance.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2005 1:14:39 pm PST #6689 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

someone distract Betsy while we search her home for those dollar bill pyramid thingies....


P.M. Marc - Jan 16, 2005 1:16:16 pm PST #6690 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You know, now that LJ is back up, I'm remembering why I love my f-list so...

Disturbing link of the day (but hey, looks like at least the front page is worksafe.)


Sue - Jan 16, 2005 1:24:59 pm PST #6691 of 10002
hip deep in pie

My dad just got his cut of the sale my grandparents house. $600! I say anyone who wants cheap real estate should check out dying towns in Newfoundland!


Jesse - Jan 16, 2005 1:38:36 pm PST #6692 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

HMOG Plei, is that for real? I couldn't bear to click through enough to make sure.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2005 1:41:30 pm PST #6693 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For the record: Even if each and every author of Steve Perry knight fanfic is a white woman in her 30s, that does not mean the reverse. (Am extra glad I already made that point before.)


DavidS - Jan 16, 2005 1:42:48 pm PST #6694 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Feh. I have the flu. I am filled with little virusy things intent on making me ache at every joint, particularly my neck. It hurts and is boring and my mouth tastes like fried gym shoes.