River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 16, 2005 11:19:36 am PST #6664 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thank you! I think this show is confusing enough without watching it out of order. Also, the pre-show explanation (I'm Sydney Bristow, and 7 years ago..) plus the REALLY LONG previouslys get pretty anooying when you are watching 4 eps in one day!


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2005 11:44:39 am PST #6665 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I was directed to this letter in the SF Chronicle. It's kind of funny.

Editor -- Regarding "Why so few women on best-paid execs list?" (Letters to Business, Jan. 9): Maybe, just maybe, they're not quite as good at that specific endeavor.

What is it about the much celebrated principle of diversity that we just can't handle or accept?

Why are there so few white NFL running backs or Olympic sprinters?

Why are there so few black downhill skiers or dogsled racers?

Why is almost every great violinist or comedian Jewish?

Why is the "Swells" page full of old white people?

Why is the Pope Catholic?

In the name of diversity, then, can't we try to accept that some cultures, races or genders may be a bit better at some things than others?

Can't we just get over it, get on with our lives and count our blessings?

It's a strange stance in that I can partly see where he's coming from, but the conclusion he reaches is stupid.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 11:54:29 am PST #6666 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can see where he thinks he's coming from, but he's messy as hell. The Pope has to be Catholic. It's a thing.

I also didn't know that almost ever great comedian is Jewish.


Lee - Jan 16, 2005 11:58:05 am PST #6667 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey, ita? Next time we are at the Hump and they offer me citrus sorbet, and I say sure, I think it should be okay, will you smack me (gently) and then laugh at me?


Megan E. - Jan 16, 2005 12:01:52 pm PST #6668 of 10002

I also didn't know that almost ever great comedian is Jewish.

Sandy Cohen thinks so. "Gentiles. I love your mother to death but not funny. Get funnier friends."


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 12:14:00 pm PST #6669 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sandy Cohen thinks so. "Gentiles. I love your mother to death but not funny. Get funnier friends."

Sandy Cohen's a lovely man, but it didn't take conversion to make Sammy Davis Jr. funny.

Next time we are at the Hump and they offer me citrus sorbet, and I say sure, I think it should be okay, will you smack me (gently) and then laugh at me?

Oh, ouch. I don't have any citrus allergies, and I swear I started reacting. I don't know why I think "Citrus peel sorbet, interesting choice." after the main courses we saw, but still. It was harsh. I hope you're all properly doped up.


Lee - Jan 16, 2005 12:19:08 pm PST #6670 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

In theory, it should have been a nice ender, to cleanse the palate and all that. They were just a little over exuberant with the peel.

I'm pretty good and doped up, and the rash is gone.


Betsy HP - Jan 16, 2005 12:20:59 pm PST #6671 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Why is the "Swells" page full of old white people?

White people are genetically better at getting rich.


Betsy HP - Jan 16, 2005 12:24:40 pm PST #6672 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Why is almost every great violinist or comedian Jewish?

Midori, Anne-Sophie Mutter, Sarah Chang, and Vanessa-Mae stare at this question blankly.

Somebody's at least 20 years out of date...


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 12:28:01 pm PST #6673 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dave Chappelle hasn't heard the question, because he's too busy trying to deal with being called the next Richard Pryor.

I wonder if comedy will end up being like basketball. I mean, there was a time when almost ever great basketball player was Jewish. Stuff changes. Society changes. That's where true diversity lies -- where society gives people equal shots at succeeding or failing. And for a million reasons, patterns will form and dissipate.