Stupid satellite tv. At least I have stable DSL.
Dolly Parton/Prince
What?
I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Jan 14, 2005 9:52:40 am PST #6032 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 9:53:55 am PST #6033 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dolly Parton/Prince
What?
They should breed.
JZ - Jan 14, 2005 9:54:03 am PST #6034 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
1) If you buy me wigs, I will play the Dolly Parton role.
opens PayPal for msbelle Dollywig donation fund
2) I love Prince - he could never take the place of my man - just sos y'all know.
But if he could take the place of your man, then you could fall in love, get married, have a baby, call him Nate. But, you know, only if it's a boy.
3) you are all jealous that you can't join me in hours of database updating fun this afternoon. wish you were here.
OMG SO JEALOUS U DATABASE HOARDING BITCA
This post brought to you by randomness, and also vigorous work-slacking
eta: Super creepy xpost with Hec. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, FREAK. I don't care if we're married. Stay on the other side of my skull, dammit!
Laura - Jan 14, 2005 9:54:19 am PST #6035 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Oh God Betsy. That is so painful to read.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 14, 2005 9:54:59 am PST #6036 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh God Betsy. That is so painful to read.
It makes my stomach hurt a little bit.
Betsy HP - Jan 14, 2005 9:55:44 am PST #6037 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
It just makes me so furious. So many people do great Christian relief work by saying "Take care of the poor and the starving and the imprisoned". Then you have the assholes who'll take care of the needy only if they can rack up conversion points.
amych - Jan 14, 2005 9:56:15 am PST #6038 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Stay on the other side of my skull, dammit!
Dude, married or not, you gotta keep your own boundaries.
Laura - Jan 14, 2005 9:56:59 am PST #6039 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
They should breed
Works for me. Both my Dolly and Prince loves are large. They'd make beeeutiful music together.
msbelle - Jan 14, 2005 9:58:41 am PST #6040 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
that is cracking me up. A duet would be funny. Breeding would not. that slash mark should be used carefully.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 9:59:59 am PST #6041 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
that slash mark should be used carefully.
I'm thinking Dolly might insist on the turkey baster method.