Beech sheets are actually made from beech trees. They're incredibly silky, but they look like regular sheets instead of slippy slidy satin (they have a faint sheen to them, but only faint). Incredibly soft, and the fabric holds dye beautifully, so if you get 'em in a deep dark color like navy or burgundy they'll stay that way much, much longer than regular cotton sheets.

Hec and I have a burgundy set that's been washed about a dozen times: even softer than when new, slightly less sheeny, but the color is just as dark and rich. I love them so much.

Steph, is he doing a screenplay for that?

What size is your bed, sara? For reference, there are a bunch here.

I really only need to buy one set, for a twin bed, for guests. But the problem is, I look, I don't find, I start to think dangerously about consoling myself.

I need to remember that my PDA is on its last legs, and just focus.

OK, something I've been wondering and getting closer to getting for, oh, probably 5 years: what is Costco? Sort a nonwaltons Sam's Club? More warehousey? Less?

Never seen one.

Hey Steph, if you go to lightbulbs and mention a groundhog day thread, I got your back.

if you go to lightbulbs and mention a groundhog day thread, I got your back.

I might even third it.

Okay, I won't, but I'll point and laugh supportively.

There is supportive laughing, isn't there?

Steph, is he doing a screenplay for that?

Erin, he's writing a new X-Men comic book.

Hey Steph, if you go to lightbulbs and mention a groundhog day thread, I got your back.

Heh. Heh heh heh.

Oooh, options.

Current bed is a full, I think. I'd like to get a bigger one eventually. But when I do, new sheets, new comforter (this one is a barely a full. Sort of 1.5 twin.)

I don't know what nonwaltons means, but in my neighborhood Costco is identical to Sam's Club in every way. Except the membership is 10 bucks more.

OC: The Cohens should just go open up a foster home for teens already.