You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Jan 13, 2005 7:11:17 am PST #5542 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

"And then (tee-hee!) the UPS guy came..."


JohnSweden - Jan 13, 2005 7:11:42 am PST #5543 of 10002
I can't even.

Publicity stunt? Nicolette Sheridan cleans her own house? Would she jump into her cold pool if Terrell Owens was drowning in it?


lisah - Jan 13, 2005 7:12:29 am PST #5544 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

sara, when's your jury duty? I'm there next Friday.

I was called last year also and it just meant sitting in the jury room until lunch. Going to lunch. Coming back and watching part of Meet the Parents. Getting called to a courtroom in another building. Sitting there while they finished up a different case. Them figuring out they wouldn't have time to start a new trial or something (it wasn't exactly clear) and so being led back to sit in the jury room for another hour or so and then being let go. I'm hoping it goes that way again. Except for the Meet the Parents part. That was awful.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2005 7:16:11 am PST #5545 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm having a hard time reconciling the actress jumping into a pool to save a dog with the thought I had yesterday that her character's normal facial expression would be well complimented by a cigarette holder and dalmation fur coat.


Lee - Jan 13, 2005 7:22:31 am PST #5546 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Someone put this ad in our daily e-newsletter:

Small, red-eared slider turtle with 80-gallon tank for free to a good home.

Someone needs to tell me no.


sarameg - Jan 13, 2005 7:22:53 am PST #5547 of 10002

sara, when's your jury duty? I'm there next Friday.

No date yet. I just got the "we wanna make sure you still live in city and are eligible" form. Which I need to mail tomorrow.


-t - Jan 13, 2005 7:22:56 am PST #5548 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

her character's normal facial expression would be well complimented by a cigarette holder and dalmation fur coat.

I will never be able to shake this thought. You are so right.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 7:24:44 am PST #5549 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone needs to tell me no.

I think your cats need a toy that moves on its own. Albeit slowly.

I remembered my desire for a snake this morning, but in short order also remembered that they're supposed to smell bad. Ah, well.


aurelia - Jan 13, 2005 7:25:02 am PST #5550 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I really want 24 to do a couple of episodes wherein Jack is stuck in traffic the whole time. Stuff keeps happening in the other storylines, but everytime we cut to Jack he's not moving, slamming the steering wheel and cursing at the other drivers. And an episode where he takes a nap.

That's what their pre-season promos should be. Thirty seconds of what Jack is doing right now! Napping, brushing his teeth, picking up the dry cleaning, channel surfing, cleaning the toilet... all with the clock ticker at the bottom of the screen.


lisah - Jan 13, 2005 7:25:26 am PST #5551 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

No date yet.

right. I was living here and registered to vote for 6+ years until they called me and now, supposedly, I'll get called every year.