Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Jan 12, 2005 10:52:52 am PST #5343 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The real question is, why shoot one?

Just to watch it die?


-t - Jan 12, 2005 10:55:24 am PST #5344 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A salad shooter, like, cuts things up, doesn't it? Kind of like a potato gun.


Gudanov - Jan 12, 2005 10:55:29 am PST #5345 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

You can't kill salad by shooting it, that's what the crisper in the frig is for.


sumi - Jan 12, 2005 10:57:54 am PST #5346 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Hey! Two more seasons of Nip/Tuck!!!


Jesse - Jan 12, 2005 10:58:09 am PST #5347 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would like a salad spinner and/or shooter, please.

Oh, in other domestic news, how do you clean one of those anti-lint glove thingy-doos? I can't get the lint off without getting it on to something else.

ION, we had a trouble ticket at work that said a user's PC was making a grinding noise followed by a beep. My immediate thought was "that sounds like a pager in the desk drawer."

Bwah!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 12, 2005 10:58:47 am PST #5348 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ok, people, don't force me to filk the badgers song using 'salad', 'spinner' and 'shooter'.


brenda m - Jan 12, 2005 10:59:36 am PST #5349 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kalshane, I passed that on to our IT guy, and got this in response:

At my last company, I flew to Dallas and removed a small rodent from inside a dell computer that was jamming a blower fan. The property manager reported it to me as a pink "wire" hanging from the fan, it was in fact the rat's tail.


Laura - Jan 12, 2005 11:01:00 am PST #5350 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Jesse - I'll send you my spinner. Really. It was very nice, but I don't use it.


sarameg - Jan 12, 2005 11:02:37 am PST #5351 of 10002

> Oh, in other domestic news, how do you clean one of those anti-lint glove thingy-doos? I can't get the lint off without getting it on to something else.

With the cheap gardner's glove I use to remove cathair, I just wash it. It's covered with sticky rubber nubbies.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2005 11:05:56 am PST #5352 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That probably came across more assholish than intended since I was playing rhetoric match.

It did. And you can talk shit, it's not like my bristle is some magic spell to stop you.

I am eating salad which has not been shot.