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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Jan 11, 2005 5:02:17 pm PST #5032 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I should get laser treatments.

I will be, shortly. Fair skin, dark hair and Mediterranean blood do not make for a naturally hair-free visage. My dermatologist is estimating it will cost around $1000 to take care of it all.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2005 5:02:31 pm PST #5033 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shit, now I think we might have been catching a monkey, too. Am confused.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 5:02:58 pm PST #5034 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

do you let him go if he hollers?

Now that you mention it, yes.

Rock paper scissors we learnt from a book -- a USian book. Left to our own devices it'd probably have been jacks, marbles, and shooting things at other things.


sarameg - Jan 11, 2005 5:06:00 pm PST #5035 of 10002

We made the tiger pay. Which now thinking about it and accidentally stepping on my cats' feet, is icky. Ah, childhood sullied.


sarameg - Jan 11, 2005 5:07:40 pm PST #5036 of 10002

monkey and puppy? wha?

My family was into variety. I'm sorta surprised there wasn't anything more exotic. Afterall, pimentos were lizard tongues, bedtime stories were about rabbits and badgers and aardvarks and hedgehogs.


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2005 5:11:04 pm PST #5037 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Yeah. I'm thinking most livestock is not part of Team Happy. A magazine I worked on in college was filled with radical feminists who told me that dairy was a feminist issue since they were raping cows to keep them producing milk.

Sorry if I sounded so vehement in that first post. I actually saw the procedure and it freaked me out. But only the part about the guy reaching his entire arm inside the cow to guide the nozzle thingy. I try to buy organic and local but I don't always do that. So I pretty much figure I'm helping support the factory farm system for chickens and livestock. It doesn't always make me proud but I like to eat them.

Rock, Paper Scissors saved my marriage. DH and I use it to decide a lot of minor, pesky chores like dog walking and diaper changes. It's completely fair and there are no grudges over who does what when.


Ginger - Jan 11, 2005 5:14:06 pm PST #5038 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Rock, Paper Scissors saved my marriage.

I love this. It should be a magazine article or the name of a rock band.


Sue - Jan 11, 2005 5:19:12 pm PST #5039 of 10002
hip deep in pie

tar: So close!!!

We had tigers too.


Kat - Jan 11, 2005 5:20:04 pm PST #5040 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

it freaked me out.

this is my response to the book My Year of Meats.

Okay, then who calls Rock Paper Scissors Roshambo?

We made the tiger pay.

Huh. good varient.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 5:21:21 pm PST #5041 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sorry if I sounded so vehement in that first post. I actually saw the procedure and it freaked me out. But only the part about the guy reaching his entire arm inside the cow to guide the nozzle thingy.

We never had adult bulls on the farm (we almost always sold them as calves). I've never seen the nozzle thingie - the breeder guy would just hold the sperm (which was in some sort of capsule-thingie) in his hand and go to work. With the clear plastic glove that went to his shoulder, of course.