I also think Krispy Kremes are laced with crack. I don't even like them that much, but I can't stop, and then I fell HORRIBLE.

I also think Krispy Kremes are laced with crack. I don't even like them that much, but I can't stop, and then I fell HORRIBLE.

Oh, TOTALLY. They're way too sweet, they make my teeth hurt, but warm and fresh??? Cannot stop eating the things.

now I want Krispy Kremes.

thank god, gum drops don't get me like that (though gummy bears do).

My bathroom sink is connected to my tub. Which is also, coincidentally (or not) currently clogged. Need to get Drano or some shit. Or at least call the super. It's been a week since we've talked, maybe he misses me!

Allyson, perfect gift for your wee nephew: the wee mote. It's programmable for the child's favorite channels. And safe for them to use.

That thing cracks me up. Although then you'd REALLY have to be sure to keep the real remote away from the kid, wouldn't you?

I bought a single rose for myself yesterday. It’s yellow with pinky-orange on the crinkled edges, and it’s still pretty tightly wrapped, and it smells divine. I get happy every time I look at it.

Mmm, that sounds like my parents' roses. They smell so much better than any rose I've ever bought, it's ridiculous.

I have newly groomed eyebrows. That's always a good thing. I even splurged and got the lip done, too -- I usually deal with it at home, but haven't been, much, lately. The waxing lady was like, "Lip too, RIGHT?!?!?" I caved. I figure, when better to walk home all red and blotchy than in the dark and rain?

Cinnamon bears are also crack to me. As in, I should probably stop keeping them in the house, because if they are here, I will eat them in vast quantities.

I basically can't have any snack food in my house for more than a day or two. Including things like entire boxes of crackers or batches of cookies. It's kind of a problem.

thank god, gum drops don't get me like that (though gummy bears do).

I never buy gum drops, but my mother does, and damn but she doesn't bust them out, whenever the kids are there. Spearmint leaves, too (which I *really* don't like, but does that stop me? No). Also, the really good jelly beans (Jelly Belly, maybe)? CRACK. Potato chips? CRACK. Pretzels? CRACK. I may have food issues.

me, too Jesse. I just don't buy snack food.

I have newly groomed eyebrows.

Mmmm, Jesse's eyebrows.

I'm thinking about lash tintage, and eyebrow shapage. Any advice or caveats? I feel sort of weird considering having chemicals applied so close to mis ojos.