Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2005 1:06:40 pm PST #4921 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think it's outlawed there, so they're beginning to cast suspicious glares toward the underwear catalogs of department stores in the fear that someone, somewhere might be titilated.

Signed, Just moved from a state with no adult bookstores to a location about ten blocks from one.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 1:06:55 pm PST #4922 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a third world country at home.

Hey! My mother's from the third world!


amych - Jan 11, 2005 1:08:15 pm PST #4923 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Naked justice has just taken me to a Tickly place.

It usually takes big blue justice to do that for me.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 1:10:12 pm PST #4924 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey! My mother's from the third world!

Yeah, but not from Misssisippi. Plus, she's worldy and accomplished. Mississippi would be damn lucky have somebody like her.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 1:11:02 pm PST #4925 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It usually takes big blue justice to do that for me.

Updates Amych's file: pet names for beloved husband-to-be


Strix - Jan 11, 2005 1:14:25 pm PST #4926 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, where'd you move, Matt?

Naked Justices? Ewwwwww.....


Hil R. - Jan 11, 2005 1:16:40 pm PST #4927 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

They BANNED JS's book in Miss?

Well, not from the whole state. Just from the libraries.

I liked JS's comment last night that that picture is probably one of the least objectionable things in the book.


Daisy Jane - Jan 11, 2005 1:17:48 pm PST #4928 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I belive his comment on it last night was something like - The easy joke would be "Wha??? Libraries in Mississippi!?!" But no, let me just say sir, there are waaaaaaaay more offensive things in there such as, at one point we suggest a canditate teabags a hooker and something involving oral sex and Maya Angelou. If the naked justices offended you- read it and weep.


shrift - Jan 11, 2005 1:18:37 pm PST #4929 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Coed Naked Justice.


Strix - Jan 11, 2005 1:20:21 pm PST #4930 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OK, now I'm seeing the Supreme Court naked playing volleyball and having a lawn kegger.

It's kind of funny. It'd be better if judges wore wigs like in England.