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Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'

Natter 31 But Looks 29

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Nutty - Jan 11, 2005 12:46:46 pm PST #4909 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hm. I was interdicted by vast parental authority never to let coffee grinds go down a sink drain. Under the same powerful injuction as Never Wear A Black Bra Under A White T-Shirt, except for some actual reason besides aesthetics.

Hi, Erin! It has been many a moon. I do less than 1 load per week of laundry, on account of I own hundreds and hundreds of pairs of underwear. Laundromats are not my friends.

amych - Jan 11, 2005 12:47:53 pm PST #4910 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It doesn't hiss anymore, but some of the pants developed a mysterious third leg..

Okay, scary laundry necromancer person, who are you really? We all know Erin doesn't do pants!

Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:54:59 pm PST #4911 of 10002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a pair of jeans! And several PJ bottoms....

shrift - Jan 11, 2005 12:55:30 pm PST #4912 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have triumphed over my voicemail. I have nearly triumped over my e-mail. I should get home before 9 o'clock tonight.

And now it occurs to me that I should take advantage of the unholy asskicking I have given this work day by doing laundry.

Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:56:34 pm PST #4913 of 10002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm SUCh the trendsetter...

Daisy Jane - Jan 11, 2005 12:56:39 pm PST #4914 of 10002

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They lifted the ban on Jon Stewart's book in Mississippi. One board member was opposed saying:

"Our libraries are not a trash bin for pornographic materials."

Dude. If you thought the "Restore the SC justices' dignity" images were porn, I fear for you.

§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 12:57:01 pm PST #4915 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't run out of underwear, ever, anymore. I do run out of exercise stuff, though. I have about three week's worth of outers, but I have to teach in logoed clothing, and then there's the matching of the sports bra, of which I only have five or so.

My life, she is so complicated. I need to do laundry tonight, I realise.

Strix - Jan 11, 2005 12:57:24 pm PST #4916 of 10002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

They BANNED JS's book in Miss?

I don't know why I'm surprised.

Daisy Jane - Jan 11, 2005 1:01:05 pm PST #4917 of 10002

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Because of the naked justices! They were pornographic! They must have really shitty porn in MS.

§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 1:02:24 pm PST #4918 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Naked justice has just taken me to a Tickly place.

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