I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


NoiseDesign - Jan 10, 2005 4:27:08 pm PST #4621 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

We usually only get a bit of snow (some ice, too) and the odd tornado. Not much else.

Yeah, but I'm a native Californian, and tornados scare me much more than earthquakes. I've also lived through some really nasty snowstorms and even a firestorm when I lived in Spokane. I'll take my earthquakes.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2005 4:28:31 pm PST #4622 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A winter that involves driving on ice or packed snow more than, say, three times better have one hell of a wonderful city to make up for it.


amych - Jan 10, 2005 4:32:14 pm PST #4623 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, but I'm a native Californian, and tornados scare me much more than earthquakes.

We all seem to prefer our own natural disasters over all others -- I have a decade-long disagreement with some Cali friends about whether or not earthquakes are worse than hurricanes. Dude, at least we have time to buy ice and/or get out of the way.


Pix - Jan 10, 2005 4:33:01 pm PST #4624 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Hurricanes are much less scary to me.

ETA: Holy crap! I just clicked on ita's link. Freaky. (And yet, not freaked by the pictures of boats in trees that show up when a hurricane passes through here. Huh.)


Hil R. - Jan 10, 2005 4:34:48 pm PST #4625 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hurricanes and blizzards are not that scary to me. I've never experienced an earthquake, but they seem creepy, and tornados look really scary.


sarameg - Jan 10, 2005 4:35:47 pm PST #4626 of 10002

Actually, I prefer packed snow to black ice and slush. But...only if ther are no other drivers. I'm safe on packed snow. The rest of the world is what scares me. (I learned all my snow driving techniques on pole-position sytle curvy mountain roads with unguardrailed dropoffs.)

But other than that really minor and unlikely-realized distinction, I agree with you, ita. And it needs to have heated seats in every venue and covered or underground walkways, and OH! 10 hours sun daily.

So I'm not moving any further north.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2005 4:36:44 pm PST #4627 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Earthquakes are quick, and hard to predict. So I like them, because no anticipation. As a Jamaican, hurricanes suck, because there's nowhere to go, except uphill.

Tornadoes are a mix of anticipatable and sudden. Don't make me feel good. I prefer to not be warned, if prevention is impossible.


Pix - Jan 10, 2005 4:37:56 pm PST #4628 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

(I learned all my snow driving techniques on pole-position sytle curvy mountain roads with unguardrailed dropoffs.)

You want to see blind terror? Stick me on any road with a steep dropoff and no guardrails.

I'll be on the floor, thankyouverymuchandpleasepasstheValium


Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2005 4:38:32 pm PST #4629 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I guess when it comes down to it, it's which city you love. I'd rather be in danger (the Big One *is* coming) than bored.


sarameg - Jan 10, 2005 4:41:05 pm PST #4630 of 10002

I like anticipation. I can be in the same room with an unopened birthday present for WEEKS.

I like planning ahead. Even if I can't do shit. I can pretend.

Tornados get my lizard brain in a tizzy, though. I'm blaming it on my parents being midwesterners. Despite being next to a freight line for a while, sometimes the sound catches me wrong and the adrenaline hits. And I've only been in the vicinity of actual tornados twice thrice- forgot the local baby tornados, and only once close enough to hear the eerie call.