I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2005 9:50:36 am PST #3921 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Damn, that seems like a long time to (try to) keep it secret, for so many reasons.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 9:52:10 am PST #3922 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Funny part is, her boss was startled, and she was kinda pissed at the co-worker for saying anything.

Even with my lack of attention (she's not on my team, but the team adjacent), I'd picked up on it about a month or so ago.


Burrell - Jan 07, 2005 9:52:47 am PST #3923 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

it's been meaning "watery porridge" to me all this time

I guess the quality of being thin and watery is often used to characterize the difference between the two? I'm just going on current dictionary definitions, but I am very much wishing I could get my hands on an OED. Ah well. Better I should get back to work.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2005 9:54:41 am PST #3924 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, now I have a problem. I just ate a sandwich that incorporated part of an avocado (but, alas, no bacon, as I had put it in the freezer). With the rest of the avocado, I made guacanole. Delicious, delicious guacamole. Is there any good reason I shouldn't just go buy some chips and eat it all right now? Other than, you know, saving it for later?


Tom Scola - Jan 07, 2005 9:55:17 am PST #3925 of 10002
hwæt

It's not as appetizing when it turns brown.


Burrell - Jan 07, 2005 9:55:48 am PST #3926 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I know that some women just really don't want to tell folks they are pregnant. And I've seen some who even at 6 months just look a bit thicker. Not me? I already look like I have a bowling ball tucked under my shirt.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2005 9:56:55 am PST #3927 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's not as appetizing when it turns brown.

Ah, but I have found the solution to that problem: Coating the top with sour cream. I don't think there is an occasion where I would eat guac where sour cream would not be a welcome addition.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 9:57:40 am PST #3928 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I already look like I have a bowling ball tucked under my shirt.

You have a defined pregnancy. Hers is less so, but she still looks like she's gained a bunch of weight, most of it in a potbelly. Given she's not wearing baggy clothes, it was a secret whose time was nigh.


kat perez - Jan 07, 2005 9:58:27 am PST #3929 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

more money in my pocket

This is always a good thing.

So here's the topic up for debate in my office: Is Faith turning into a Li'l Kim wannabe? (Faith Evans, the singer. Ex-wife of Biggie Smalls) We all seem to think so and are wondering if it's all related to the long-rumored Biggie-Kim romance.


DavidS - Jan 07, 2005 10:01:12 am PST #3930 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I like the taste of oatmeal, but not the texture. I love oatmeal raisin cookies and oatmeal bread, but the breakfast slush makes me shiver.

I've only had oatmeal that I liked once. Unfortunately it was at a B&B, and I didn't think to ask the proprietor how she made it. It wasn't at all mushy, gelatinous, creamy, or gruel-like in texture. Each individual oat maintained its integrity, it was nicely chewy, and tasted great with a little brown sugar.

See, you both need to make it with much less water. This keeps it from getting gray and mushy and you can get the oats texture. I use half the water, and stand there stirring it since it absorbs it quickly.