Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 06, 2005 4:59:13 pm PST #3700 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I should have done more, and it makes it apparently I wasted time.

Nothing worse than an old slacker. You never did amount to much.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 5:01:11 pm PST #3701 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::cries::

::ODs on Geritol::


sarameg - Jan 06, 2005 5:02:01 pm PST #3702 of 10002

Hey, aged doesn't start until you hit the 60s.

Except my parents are in their sixties and a dear friend is in his 70s and they aren't.

So.

Aged doesn't happen until you are dead.

I decree it.

Of course, I could resist giving my SIL shit when she forgot her age and was appalled to figure out she was 24. Hello, she has a 2 year old. 24 is not old. (I think it was more that she blanked on her age that freaked her out.)


DavidS - Jan 06, 2005 5:02:21 pm PST #3703 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She used to be a prodigy. It's sad, really.


Jesse - Jan 06, 2005 5:02:23 pm PST #3704 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There, there, ita. At least you have your health.


Lee - Jan 06, 2005 5:03:21 pm PST #3705 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't like being the age I am for one reason -- I should have done more, and it makes it apparently I wasted time.

Which is totally an issue of mine.

Mine too.


sarameg - Jan 06, 2005 5:03:23 pm PST #3706 of 10002

I have no gray hair.

but I dye. So I don't know.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 5:06:41 pm PST #3707 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least you have your health.

I will personally kick you and your smart mouth off my lawn.

Watch your back.


Hil R. - Jan 06, 2005 5:08:06 pm PST #3708 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I wish I looked a bit older, just because it seems like a lot of people will look at me and treat me as a teenager, and it gets aggravating.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 06, 2005 5:10:25 pm PST #3709 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Now that my grey hair is beginning a geometric progression, I find that I actually like it better than when I was younger. But I'm well aware that the angle I look at myself in the mirror is by far the most flattering viewpoint available. Which leads to much scurrying whenever someone cracks out a camera, to avoid wincing at the results later on.