Does Jon stewart get a medal? A cookie? A monkey?
I hope so, 'cause it sure made my day. I wonder if CNN got a bunch of viewer response saying that Stewart was right.
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2005 8:13:13 am PST #3566 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
msbelle - Jan 06, 2005 8:16:36 am PST #3567 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Did Jon discuss this last night on the show, or it is new today and therefore might be covered tonight?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2005 8:18:10 am PST #3568 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Did Jon discuss this last night on the show, or it is new today and therefore might be covered tonight?
He did not. I can't wait. It might be too late for tonight though. Are they doing a Friday show? They don't usually, but they showed a re-run Monday, even though the last two nights were new.
Jessica - Jan 06, 2005 8:21:48 am PST #3569 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think it was announced after TDS taped yesterday, but I can't wait for tonight.
Daisy Jane - Jan 06, 2005 8:22:12 am PST #3570 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Like I needed another reason to want to make out with Jon.
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 8:23:15 am PST #3571 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Like I needed another reason to want to make out with Jon.
Did you see him snark on Star Jones "It was a blessing that the tsunami didn't strike until I left the area!"
Sue - Jan 06, 2005 8:25:01 am PST #3572 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Did you see him snark on Star Jones "It was a blessing that the tsunami didn't strike until I left the area!"
That was lovely. And he was en fuego last night with the bit on the opening of Congress.
Daisy Jane - Jan 06, 2005 8:29:55 am PST #3573 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I did. Dude, what the hell was she thinking? I can see being glad you weren't there, guiltily glad, but glad. Saying on national tv that you were blessed? Assish.
Plus, it always makes my skin crawl when people do that that sort of, as Jon said, "Whew, I was just in a convertable last month!" Dallas papers have a huge case of the "Coulda been me!"s and it drives me batty.
DavidS - Jan 06, 2005 8:34:48 am PST #3574 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Did you see him snark on Star Jones "It was a blessing that the tsunami didn't strike until I left the area!"
The actual quote being something like: "Honestly, how far up your own ass do you have to be make a statement like that?"
§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 8:38:31 am PST #3575 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The part I liked best was calling it not a blessing, but an oversight.