I think sarameg's award (in addition, of course, to money and possibly a pimp cup) should include giving her a year's free use of a troupe of interpretive dancers following her around performing full-body emoticons expressing her very essence to all and sundry. And possibly a publicist and a surly bodyguard to punch out the paparazzi.
It will be very, very hard to walk past Court Glade at the RenFaire this year, because every time I see a crowd of nobles lifting their jewel-encrusted wine glasses in yet another endless toast to the Queen, the little everpresent voice in my head will be saying, "Gracious, what a lot of pimp cups!"
lisa, thanks for the offer of help. We'll be in contact.
has Strindberg and Helium been mentioned here yet? I love Helium.
surly bodyguard to punch out the paparazzi.
And then I can have surly bodyguard punch out the troup and publicist and anyone caught staring!
I love Helium.
"Heeeeelium!" "I'm dead, too."
I wish they'd do more of those.
Sorry, but the surly bodyguard and the troupe have an understanding, so no dancer-punching. But the dancers could possibly be enticed into dancing in a large and protective circle around you, thus enforcing your personal privacy zone, and possibly also sending out helpful interpretive-dance moves to those outside the zone, such as the poignant classical
pas de huit
entitled "sarameg's monetary award was woundingly small, you stingy bastards, but it's not too late to make it up to her" or the edgier modernist "Send more pimp cups."
Does it go with the cowgirl hat?
Sadly, no. But it could work with one or more of my fake-fur coats, if I had sufficient bling. Betsy, a pimp cup is always appropriate -- in your limo, in the club, on the red carpet, at Target. Where ever.
I think sarameg's award (in addition, of course, to money and possibly a pimp cup) should include giving her a year's free use of a troupe of interpretive dancers following her around performing full-body emoticons expressing her very essence to all and sundry.
OMG the HAR.
These cups are for international playas.
I wonder if Jethro Bodeen had one of those.
t stupid question
How does one remove items from one's Amazon Wish List?
Okay, I know I am going to regret this, but I have to ask. Whyfor all the talk of penises?
