Dr. Pepper backstory, including the mystery behind 10-2-4 on the old bottles

ION, David, you might be interested in mocking this person who posted to a LJ community I'm on:

I mock you with my monkeypants, you english pigdog Gipsy kingster lameass world beat loving simp!

Tumors with hair and teeth!

Ooh, I had a cyst like that. Well, with hair. It was by my eyebrow, though, so not that exciting. I was totally rooting for teeth, but alas, no go.

How does the Coke recipe look? Could you make this in your kitchen, DX?

The Pepsi recipe is too large for my kitchen. 7500 pounds of sugar?

The coke recipe at least looks manageable, although they don't really say what the recipe is for the "F.E. CoCo," which I presume is where the cocaine and cola live.

Y'all know that coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant, right?

"F.E. CoCo,"

F.E. stands for Fluid Extract, I'm pretty sure.

Oh, god, the cysts with the teeth do gross me out. The cyst I had removed seemed to have been smooth and hairless. Which is good.

The sample that icked me the most was a kidney. I think it was cysts, but it was HUGE. The kidney diseased samples were pretty nasty.

Y'all know that coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant, right?

Well, that explains why I was getting mixed up and imagining cilantro flavored Pepsi ( which would be the bain of Allyson's exisitance IIRC)

When do we get our Polter-Cow back?

F.E. stands for Fluid Extract, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I figured that. There's more stuff further down the page about the CoCo and the cola being in the same mix, although that might be a different recipe.

There can be tumours with hair and teeth? Holy shit, there's something new for me to worry about.

Cornelius, I do not know if you are a boy or a girl (Buffista conversation #345), but I THINK the hair and teeth ones only happen to women.