You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 5:33:08 am PST #2364 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can use your broiler to make toast.

The necessity to flip the bread makes the whole thing never-gonna-happen. I'm lazy like that. It's two (count 'em, two!) chances to set my kitchen on fire.

Happy birthday, shrift, and welcome back to work-suck-land, msbelle.

I'm up pretty early for a day with no work. Hrrm.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2005 5:35:19 am PST #2365 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did a batch of letters and updated 3 spreadsheets with the info. now to go talk to people. bleagh.

You realize it's only 10:30 in the morning after vacation, right? You're like the most productive employee ever.

I have not heard from my boss today. I hope he remembers I'm coming in.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2005 5:35:24 am PST #2366 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm up pretty early for a day with no work. Hrrm.

If I didn't know you better I'd say you did that on purpose just to rub it in. No wait, I do know you better, and that's exactly the sort of thing you'd do. It's almost like you can't stand doing good deeds like your calendars without sowing a little evil as well.


Lee - Jan 03, 2005 5:37:06 am PST #2367 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's almost like you can't stand doing good deeds like your calendars without sowing a little evil as well.

Why do you think I'm the nice one?


msbelle - Jan 03, 2005 5:40:35 am PST #2368 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you forget I work in the land of having 800 thousand jobs. I need to:

set up meeting
draft 2 letters
design card
revise a letter
write up key staff mini bios
start newsletter articles
email 5 board members.


beth b - Jan 03, 2005 5:40:59 am PST #2369 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy Birthday shrift!

not sure if I am awake or not. will I go to the coffe shop or will I fall into the embrace of the tv and couch...?


Jesse - Jan 03, 2005 5:43:43 am PST #2370 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

you forget I work in the land of having 800 thousand jobs. I need to:

But still. Is what I'm saying.

Maybe I should blow-dry my hair now.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2005 5:45:54 am PST #2371 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do you think I'm the nice one?

I thought msbelle was the nice one.

Maybe I should blow-dry my hair now.

Can you flip the ends a little?


msbelle - Jan 03, 2005 5:49:08 am PST #2372 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the nice one in LA, is what she meant.

I get your , but still. I am trying to aim towards actually doing as much as possible each day and leaving right at 5.

If it makes you feel better, I'll do some non-work stuff.


Lee - Jan 03, 2005 5:50:32 am PST #2373 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

the nice one in LA, is what she meant.

Well, the West Coast division, really.