Maybe we could just sacrifice Kat to the volcano.

Hmm... I'd have to say, no. Thanks for thinking of me, but no. I don't qualify on the key criteria.

I do have to go to work on Tuesday though.

I could go see corpses with ita and Burrell (see me inviting myself along). But, no. Too gruesome.

I'm packing for my trip.

Which is work for the first six days and play for another six or so. This is getting kind of schizophrenic.

I keep wanting to explain "They're not gruesome (or gory), they're dead!"

But I see how that might not help.

no. does not help. hey, ita, TV is now all set up and lori is watching it as she assembles major furniture.

Seriously. We are in the middle of the Great Purge of '05.

the books alone are leaving me askeered. But I can't see that I'll feel bad about it in a few weeks. Instead I will have space, glorious space.

ita, have you seen this book: Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers? Fascinating, and sometimes funny....

We are in the middle of the Great Purge of '05.

Not bad, if you're already in the middle and it's only Day Two.

Yay for the new TV!

I think it's that if it were bloody, or swollen, or festering, or oozing, or smelly -- I'd think it gruesome. But so systematically preserved? It's just COOL.

Jesse L. Martin is a very beautiful man.

My toaster is broken, so I crave nothing more than toast.

Well, okay, if the likes of Jesse L Martin showed up at my door, I'd at least defer the toast thing.

But if he were bringing me a toaster, he'd be the perfect man.

At the Museum of Science and Industry, they have some corpses that have been sliced into sections about 1/4" thick. Those are cool....

Mmm...Jesse Martin.

I realize I'm weirded out that TNT is still showing the ads with Jerry Orbach. Not Lenny, I can deal with Lenny. It's the not-in-character stuff that feels funny.

have you seen this book: Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers? Fascinating, and sometimes funny....

Cannibalism! Excellent!

This is what we want to see. So cool.