I don't get why it's called "zipless," though. What does zip mean in this context?
In that you don't even need to go through the effort of unzipping things....
eta: In an idealized sense... as if you don't have to stop to unzip stuff....
A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 30, 2004 6:52:03 pm PST #1767 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Dec 30, 2004 6:52:34 pm PST #1768 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I always assumed it was semi-magical sex that didn't require anyone to fumble with zippers.
Rio - Dec 30, 2004 6:52:38 pm PST #1769 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?
But you still have to use your zipper for a quickie! It no makea sense!
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 6:53:17 pm PST #1770 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
' The zipless fuck is absolutely pure . It is free of ulterior motives. There is no power game . The man is not "taking" and the woman is not "giving." No one is attempting to cuckold a husband or humiliate a wife . No one is trying to prove anything or get anything out of anyone. The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is. And it is rarer than the unicorn. And I have never had one .'
Also ...
"Zipless because when you came together zippers fell away like rose petals, underwear blew off in one breath like dandelion fluff. For the true ultimate zipless A-1 fuck, it was necessary that you never got to know the man very well."
Jesse - Dec 30, 2004 6:53:21 pm PST #1771 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If you're wearing a skirt, you don't. It only works with Scots? Or Sam Jackson?
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 6:54:12 pm PST #1772 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am charmed by the idea.
You also get Billy Boyd, Alan Cumming, Ewan McGregor, Taye Diggs and Vin Diesel.
Rio - Dec 30, 2004 6:54:45 pm PST #1773 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?
zippers fell away like rose petals, underwear blew off in one breath like dandelion fluff.
EW!
utilizing new unsubscribe button
Kat - Dec 30, 2004 6:55:16 pm PST #1774 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
If you're wearing a skirt, you don't. It only works with Scots? Or Sam Jackson?
AND THIS is why I have made a men in skirts catalog... with lots of Ewan.
Zipless because when you came together zippers fell away like rose petals, underwear blew off in one breath like dandelion fluff.
Oh Jesus. That's so... ludicrious. Should there also be soft lighting?
Burrell - Dec 30, 2004 6:55:19 pm PST #1775 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Maybe the zipper is metaphorical?
[eta that I was trying to sound like a loon, and now here comes ita with quotes that proves the loony is correct]
Jesse - Dec 30, 2004 6:55:32 pm PST #1776 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
zippers fell away like rose petals, underwear blew off in one breath like dandelion fluff.
Huh.
Huh.