My father just referred to the zipless fuck. I'm having a hard time pretending that I'm not paying attention, but heard him deftly not explain it to my mother.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 6:23:50 pm PST #1749 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat - Dec 30, 2004 6:29:02 pm PST #1750 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
zipless fuck? he said that?
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 6:31:12 pm PST #1751 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Him: "What did Erica Jong write?"
Me: "Fear of Flying."
Her: "About sex?"
Him: "Unrestrained sex, actually. Zipless F."
Her: "Zip what?"
t ita stares at her monitor, real hard, trying not to laugh or die
Lee - Dec 30, 2004 6:31:57 pm PST #1752 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I have a very hard time picturing him saying that, I have to admit.
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 6:34:32 pm PST #1753 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So does my mother, it seems.
And I know she's read the book. It's where I got it from to read it, before the naughty books disappeared.
quester - Dec 30, 2004 6:38:53 pm PST #1754 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
He also loves a book called "Hippos Go Berserk."
OOO, I love this book!
Kat - Dec 30, 2004 6:41:52 pm PST #1755 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
okay. what's zipless fucking?
t clueless
Burrell - Dec 30, 2004 6:44:16 pm PST #1756 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
My friend is like that too, ita. One day we were exchanging notes about teaching a novel, and I said, "I got all flustered when my students asked me what the character was doing & I had to say she was masturbating." And she responded, "oh, so that's what she was doing!"
JohnSweden - Dec 30, 2004 6:44:31 pm PST #1757 of 10002
I can't even.
t props chin in hands and waits for story
Burrell - Dec 30, 2004 6:45:04 pm PST #1758 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Kat knows not of the zipless fuck? Clearly your parents never left Fear of Flying lying about in a place where you could read it.