Damn, Pete. Don't get all Snapean over here with the House Point removal and all that. I can't answer for the consequences. There could be fic. Or at least threats of fic. With little bats and cauldrons and Jilli getting detention and OhMyGodSomebodySTOPMe!
Bwah-ha-ha! I'm not stopping you, because I think it would be amazingly fun to read.
Mmmmm, detenti....
I'M AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO DO TO ME???
OMG - fans self.
Waits, not so patiently, for more.
Fay, there's got to be at least 4 pages on how one properly removes the corset of another.
IJS.
Hrm. Detention for all of you.
And you - 300 lines!
And you - cold shower!
And you - 15 laps around the playing field!
And you - see me in my office.
(I'll bet that last one is Jilli.)
I'll bet that last one can be anyone the reader wants it to be, clever-clogs.
I bet it involves victorian schoolgirl uniforms.
(I'll bet you pervs will all be peeking in the keyhole)