Well, watching an angry kindergartener squish rose petals like discarded cigarettes is probably less disruptive to a wedding than dodging in the pews after a monkey decides that what's good for petals is good for poo as well.
I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!
Willow ,'Showtime'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2005 11:04:20 am PST #836 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 11:05:46 am PST #837 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think instead of bridesmaids and groomsmen should be cavemen and astronauts.
aurelia - Jan 11, 2005 11:07:14 am PST #838 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
That is priceless, Matt.
Someone needs to put hobbit feet for ringbearers on the market.
Steph L. - Jan 11, 2005 11:07:44 am PST #839 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ringbearer (okay, word now tainted).
Actually, I would like to see this at a wedding. Especially if he brings along his short bald friend with the funny syntax.
Ahahahahaha!!! I will now picture all ringbearers at weddings as Gollums.
beathen - Jan 11, 2005 11:07:52 am PST #840 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
How about the pointy ear pieces? An elvish wedding.
Astarte - Jan 11, 2005 11:19:33 am PST #841 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
I wanta start going to the MtBF clan's weddings for sheer entertainment value.
Beverly - Jan 11, 2005 11:24:54 am PST #842 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
ita's link made my heart go "awww!" Kids just shouldn't be that gorgeous.
Of course, being cute is a survival tactic. Until they're old enough to drive, anyway.
Atropa - Jan 11, 2005 11:25:20 am PST #843 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
How about the pointy ear pieces? An elvish wedding.
shudders
You're bringing back memories of the wedding I attended where the ceremony had been written in Elvish. Please don't do that.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 11:31:25 am PST #844 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You're bringing back memories of the wedding I attended where the ceremony had been written in Elvish.
For the benefit of those guests who could not understand Elvish, was it translated into Klingon?
beathen - Jan 11, 2005 11:31:40 am PST #845 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
You're bringing back memories of the wedding I attended where the ceremony had been written in Elvish. Please don't do that.
Not even in my worst nightmare.