Well, that's dumb planning on their part now, isn't it?
Our ours, depending on how you look at it. (:
Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
victor infante - Jan 11, 2005 9:54:04 am PST #823 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 11, 2005 9:56:58 am PST #824 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm still marvelling at a relative's wedding that had eight bridesmaids and groomsmen. I half expected to find out that my cousin was marrying into royalty and the wedding photographer was going to be joined by paparazzi.
I somehow added the word "night" after the word "wedding" in my head while reading this and went to someplace very different than Matt intended.
askye - Jan 11, 2005 10:35:41 am PST #825 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
At one cousin's wedding there were 6 groomsmen and 6 bridesmaids because the groom couldn't decide between his brothers and best friends and had 6 people. My cousin ended up scrambling around trying to find enough girls to match.
Personally I think the groom should have cut down OR they shouldn't have worried about having the same number, especially since the church they got married in was so tiny they had to cram everyone in at the alter.
Susan W. - Jan 11, 2005 10:40:28 am PST #826 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I was once at a double wedding where the couples had 6 bridesmaids, 6 groomsmen, 2 junior bridesmaids, and a flower girl each.
DavidS - Jan 11, 2005 10:42:04 am PST #827 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm still marvelling at a relative's wedding that had eight bridesmaids and groomsmen.
I think we had seven on each side for my first wedding. It was a lot but those were the people we wanted.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 10:43:57 am PST #828 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was one of eight bridesmaids in the last wedding I stood up in. 8 Groomsmen, natch, a flower girl and a ringbearer (okay, word now tainted).
It seemed fine, even though we threatened to outnumber the guests.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 10:45:57 am PST #829 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was once at a double wedding where the couples had 6 bridesmaids, 6 groomsmen, 2 junior bridesmaids, and a flower girl each.
For the ultimate wedding, I think you need to come up with tasks for the trained monkeys.
amych - Jan 11, 2005 10:47:08 am PST #830 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
ringbearer (okay, word now tainted).
Actually, I would like to see this at a wedding. Especially if he brings along his short bald friend with the funny syntax.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 10:49:20 am PST #831 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Especially if he brings along his short bald friend with the funny syntax.
::now picturing Gollum as the minister::
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 10:49:37 am PST #832 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
