I'm ready! Just a warning, though, Perkins. You may not recognize me at the airport. I, um, got a haircut. More than one, in fact, and it was a serious massacre. It's pretty much standing up straight in shock right now, plus the fact it's got half a tube of hair paste in it.
Oh, and since you have the address for the hotel, could you run a map from the airport to the hotel? I don't have a printer available or I'd do it.
Duly noted, and I will run the map.
I suppose I should start packing for this trip, huh?
Not yet. I still need to do laundry, and I don't get home for 3 hours.
You may not recognize me at the airport. I, um, got a haircut. More than one, in fact, and it was a serious massacre. It's pretty much standing up straight in shock right now, plus the fact it's got half a tube of hair paste in it.
What happened? Doesn't your daughter cut your hair?
Yes, she's the guilty culprit. It's what she wanted to do the last time we cut it, but I wasn't quite ready for that short, again. I think she got a little giddy with the razor.
Is there curl left? Or is it too short to curl?
I think she got a little giddy with the razor.
::warm fuzzy feeling::
The new do. Bzzzzzz.
So Perkins will recognize me.
Sail, I commented on your haircut in Bitches.
Also, I think you just sent Hec into ecstasies.
I thought you'd said Ecclesiastes.