I once went to an over-the-top PR agency Christmas party that had a midget Santa Claus. He sat in your lap.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Ginger - Oct 18, 2005 6:49:13 am PDT #5616 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
deborah grabien - Oct 18, 2005 6:51:10 am PDT #5617 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
I once went to an over-the-top PR agency Christmas party that had a midget Santa Claus. He sat in your lap.
Boss! Boss! de sled! de sled!
Aims - Oct 18, 2005 7:17:06 am PDT #5618 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It was my idea to have a Slutty Santa handing out things like samples of Joy Jell and condoms.
NoiseDesign - Oct 18, 2005 7:54:08 am PDT #5619 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Honey, can we have a midget?
I'd build a habitrail for him. I promise.
He could be friends with Aimee's camel.
Pix - Oct 18, 2005 7:58:40 am PDT #5620 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
No. No midget, with or without a habitrail.
You can, however, dress Sean up as a reindeer.
Steph L. - Oct 18, 2005 7:59:53 am PDT #5621 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Honey, can we have a midget?
Well, your GF *is* rather petite, herself....
Pix - Oct 18, 2005 8:02:50 am PDT #5622 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Well, your GF *is* rather petite, herself...
Ooo! Does that mean I get a habitrail? I'd like an oceanfront one, please.
Steph L. - Oct 18, 2005 8:05:10 am PDT #5623 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Does that mean I get a habitrail?
No -- just one of those hamster balls to run in.
NoiseDesign - Oct 18, 2005 8:05:19 am PDT #5624 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
You get to live in shredded newspaper. I'll get you one of those big clear plastic balls that you can roll around in too.
deborah grabien - Oct 18, 2005 8:06:59 am PDT #5625 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Don't forget Byron, sitting atop the cage, smiling down at you. Sherlock used to do this with Joanna's guinea pig. Might be why she was so neurotic...