Perkins, you should really look at getting that cold cleared up. It's no good travelling with a cough.

running like hell

YES, there will be tattooage. :) For those not getting permanently disfigured, there are a couple thrift stores, a stripper clothing store, a beautiful stationery and other notions store, and Dreamhaven all within a block of said parlor. That should keep peeps entertained. Plus, there's the afore-mentioned bowling and brunch place, which makes faboo mimosas.

YES, there will be tattooage.

This is why I need to get my shit together and just DECIDE to go, other life complications be damned.

(Okay, other reasons too. But TATTOO!)

Yay!

Jessica! YES! Decide yes! Yes is good. It is your friend.

t pointing upwards and nodding madly

t gags and blindfolds bank account

Again, you have free room with us, if you like. Given that I tend to cook, and Deb's somewhat of a cook, there will also be a lot of free-range food for the noshing, as well as raw ingredients should you choose to avail yourself of the kitchen. So there. :)

Just plane ticket! Room and board and food already in place!

Yesyesyesyesyes.

t gags and blindfolds remaining vacation days

(sneaks Jessica a PTO day)