Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

Angel ,'Shells'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Aims - May 23, 2005 1:09:51 pm PDT #2982 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

True. Too true.

t makes note to make bunny ears and baby fangs for Em


Sean K - May 23, 2005 1:12:10 pm PDT #2983 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Seanie, you do realize that if you come to Seattle, Pete and I aren't letting you leave, right?

Will I be made to live in the drafty, falling over tower, with naught but a lumpy bed, and made to do all sorts of awful, dull chores while you're out with friends?


Trudy Booth - May 23, 2005 1:12:49 pm PDT #2984 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And spanked?


brenda m - May 23, 2005 1:13:09 pm PDT #2985 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait, who told?


Aims - May 23, 2005 1:17:06 pm PDT #2986 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t packs paddle from this years F2F

t throws in bullwhip for good measure


Pix - May 23, 2005 1:18:10 pm PDT #2987 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Aims, did you ever tell the whole story behind the room decor? It occurred to me that those pictures might be a bit of a mystery otherwise.


Trudy Booth - May 23, 2005 1:18:31 pm PDT #2988 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You can SHARE paddles. They don't get icky.


§ ita § - May 23, 2005 1:19:46 pm PDT #2989 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can SHARE paddles. They don't get icky.

They don't have to get icky.


Atropa - May 23, 2005 1:21:24 pm PDT #2990 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Will I be made to live in the drafty, falling over tower, with naught but a lumpy bed, and made to do all sorts of awful, dull chores while you're out with friends?

Of course not, silly.

...

You'll live in the basement.


Aims - May 23, 2005 1:23:28 pm PDT #2991 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Kristin had long ago volunteered to watch the bebe for a few hours so Joe and I could hang out with just adults. Apparantly, her and others went to the sex shoppe for us, to help things along when we were also alone, later in the evening. The note on the end of the bed read:

Broken condom $1

Maternity Suite $22,000

Mom Stealth Mini-Van $12,000

A bunch of people to watch the baby so you can have sex again Priceless

NO PRESSURE

Right. No pressure. Easy for her to say. She didn't wake up the next morning looking at the can of Pussy Whip thinking, "I wonder if that goes bad if not refrigerated?"