It got searched.
...when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
My suitcase was vibrating?
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering] it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
I don't own..
t /fight club
BTW-We packed all of our room "decorations" in the luggage.
It got searched.
Guess that fiver I slipped the security guys at the airport really paid off.
I'd kill you if I wasn't laughing so hard.
BTW - You forgot your boa!
And also in funny airport shenanigans: Em and I were randomly selected for searching. They actually patted her down.
Em does have a clever look to her.
Total. Lethal baby. That formula musta looked sketchy.
Everyone in this thread is drunk.
Do not get me me wrong. I lurves the drunk posters.
The Jon B wrapped in a boa shot is priceless.
And, Tom Scola - really, what an eye for photography. Is this just a natural skill, because... I mean, really.
The Jon B wrapped in a boa shot is priceless.
I took that one! Isn't it great? I giggled like mad.
Really going to sleep now.