Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Betsy HP - Jan 28, 2005 10:39:36 am PST #1234 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I always try to sit in the front of Atlanta's trains.


Lee - Jan 28, 2005 10:40:04 am PST #1235 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd definitely hold LAX up as the crappiest airport I've been in, but at least I always left it on the intended flights.

You got lucky then.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 28, 2005 10:40:38 am PST #1236 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Though I'm always watching out for the Jawas.

See you're looking out for Jawas when it's the Sand People you need to worry about.


Jon B. - Jan 28, 2005 10:45:35 am PST #1237 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Prepare to be flagged for additional security check EVERY SINGLE LEG.

So... check the theremin, then?

Kidding. Since 9/11, I always check the theremin.


NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2005 10:47:20 am PST #1238 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Boba Fet? Where?


Betsy HP - Jan 28, 2005 10:48:47 am PST #1239 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

At least I know our airlines are safe from terrorists who might vibrate us to death.


brenda m - Jan 28, 2005 10:49:39 am PST #1240 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I believe it, Jon. I can just imagine the reactions.

My sister gets enough hassle about her violin case, like the screeners just came from a double feature of old mob movies or something.


billytea - Jan 28, 2005 10:57:45 am PST #1241 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'd definitely hold LAX up as the crappiest airport I've been in, but at least I always left it on the intended flights.

I've been delayed in LAX twice. Once they cancelled my flight back to Sydney. The other time we missed our connecting flight to Philly, though they graciously allowed our luggage to make it on time. I was, at the time, utterly gobsmacked that they cared so little for security that they'd let unattended luggage make a cross-country flight.


brenda m - Jan 28, 2005 11:09:36 am PST #1242 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was, at the time, utterly gobsmacked that they cared so little for security that they'd let unattended luggage make a cross-country flight.

Delta sent my luggage unattended to Moscow after I switched to another flight.


Steph L. - Jan 28, 2005 11:16:39 am PST #1243 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The Seventh is the commuter section of Cincinnati's airport.

Whoever designed that needs to die bloody.