Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


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Kalshane - Oct 20, 2006 12:59:52 pm PDT #9280 of 10003
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Both yesterday and today I've been having problems actually using the 'net.

I've been able to log on but everything runs extremely slowly. I ran my McAfee and it found nothing.

Sumi, if you're running Windows, I would recommend downloading Lavasoft's Ad-Aware and Spybot Search & Destroy and have them check for spyware on your PC. I know McAfee has some anti-spyware capability these days, but IME those two programs in conjunction do a pretty good job of catching 99% of what's out there. Plus Spybot has some immunization ability. (Don't install the tea-timer function, though, as it's annoying and doesn't help all that much.)

With Ad-Aware, after it's finished scanning, click on the Critical Objects tab and only remove those. Otherwise it will wipe out your Most Recent Documents list and your most recently viewed web page URLs, which is annoying if you make use of either of those functions.


Consuela - Oct 20, 2006 3:36:12 pm PDT #9281 of 10003
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Flying toasters! Funny--my little brother worked for them, back when people would actually pay money for screensavers.


sumi - Oct 20, 2006 5:32:21 pm PDT #9282 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Okay. Lavasoft ad-aware. That sounds good. I will say that I was more patient tonight and did not have the same problem.


DCJensen - Oct 20, 2006 6:15:10 pm PDT #9283 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm looking for a copy of the original Opus and Bill screensaver where they shot down the flying toasters (Before Broderbund sued them and won).


DXMachina - Oct 20, 2006 6:19:17 pm PDT #9284 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Daniel, I have it somewhere. I'll look around for it tomorrow. If I can find it, I'll zip the files and upload it somewhere.


le nubian - Oct 21, 2006 5:58:53 am PDT #9285 of 10003
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I loved the flying toasters back in the day. that's so awesome.


esse - Oct 21, 2006 8:06:38 am PDT #9286 of 10003
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Me too! Aftereffects was my favorite thing.


DXMachina - Oct 21, 2006 10:26:51 am PDT #9287 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'm looking for a copy of the original Opus and Bill screensaver where they shot down the flying toasters (Before Broderbund sued them and won).

Well, rats. Turns out I don't have that one. I have the sequel to it. [link] And disk 3 is corrupt. And now my floppy drive wants to format any disk I put into it, even the ones that worked not five minutes ago. Bother.


Hil R. - Oct 21, 2006 10:29:45 am PDT #9288 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I know that we had that one. I have no idea if I've still got the disks for it.


tommyrot - Oct 21, 2006 10:32:44 am PDT #9289 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And disk 3 is corrupt. And now my floppy drive wants to format any disk I put into it, even the ones that worked not five minutes ago.

Your machine is obviously infected by ghost toasters. That fly.

So, I installed the flying toasters on my MacBook. It's cool - there's just one disappointment. When I first saw the flying toasters, what really cracked me up was that it had a slider that controlled how toasted each piece of toast was. This version doesn't have that. Oh well.