Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Buffistechnology 2: You Made Her So She Growls?  

Got a question about technology? Ask it here. Discussion of hardware, software, TiVos, multi-region DVDs, Windows, Macs, LINUX, hand-helds, iPods, anything tech related. Better than any helpdesk!


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 3:59:04 am PDT #7902 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am so glad to be free of people that expected I'd drive far to come fix their computers while they nagged at me. Now I have people I wish I could help better, but it never comes down to them asking so much that I'd need to pay.

However, back in the day, I did manage to set up a barter system (I told him that at work I was billed out at between $100 and $250 an hour) where he ended up giving me stuff (like a modem) that came his way.

Still, by and large, get iron-clad. Flat fee is best so they don't freak and choke, but you really need to be sure you have a handle on all the variables before you do that. So it doesn't eat your life.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 4:45:22 am PDT #7903 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ThinkGeek charges $15 for a T-Shirt that says "No, I will not fix your computer." FWIW.

HA! I think I like your idea better.


Liese S. - Apr 18, 2006 6:28:52 am PDT #7904 of 10003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, we do barter our services a good bit. In fact, our plumbing just got worked on in exchange for some web development. That was nice because a) we totally couldn't have afforded a plumber and b) we didn't want to be his friends who abuse his expertise.

The problem with being the family tech is that it has only recently occurred to them that it's problematic. So now they ask for help and feel guilty about it and spend a bunch of time apologizing instead of explaining the problem so we can fix it and get on with our (limited) time with them.


thegrommit - Apr 18, 2006 3:59:56 pm PDT #7905 of 10003
Um.

If your free time is worth anything to you, charge a moderately high hourly rate and state that half of it will be donated to a charity of your choice.


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 4:59:47 pm PDT #7906 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thanks for all the advice - I'll figure somethin' out....

ION,

Well, this news is a little old (OK, it's five years old) but this is an interesting video of Steve Jobs introducing something called 'iPod.'

Wired says this:

Some helpful user has uploaded the complete video of Steve Jobs introducing the iPod to the world five years ago. Remember when everyone thought Apple was out of its mind for calling it "a breakthrough digital device?"

Heh. Yeah, I remember. I remember people saying, "Yeah, but this is more expensive than the other hard drive based portable mp3 player out there."

Also, seeing this now reminds me that I think the first generation iPod is a little ugly - but only when you compare it to the lovely iPod models that followed.

Thing I disagreed with Jobs the most? He says that 1000 songs is most people's entire music collection. Bah. I have close to 10,000 songs on my new iPod.

Anyway, a blast from the past....

eta: Link would be nice: [link]


Volans - Apr 18, 2006 11:47:17 pm PDT #7907 of 10003
move out and draw fire

I was just coming here to post something from the article above that one in my Wired feed: I'm not sure, but I think this is a representation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: [link]

And, yeah, 1000 songs doesn't even come close to my actual music library, let alone what's on my computer.


NoiseDesign - Apr 18, 2006 11:54:32 pm PDT #7908 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

I'm at 19,000 songs right now. That represents a lot of ripping.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 4:28:14 am PDT #7909 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Counterfeit Apple iPod Nanos and Shuffles

Apple's iPod has become so popular that counterfeiters are making their own versions and passing them off as authentic. At first glance, the fake iPods appear very real.


aurelia - Apr 19, 2006 5:17:30 am PDT #7910 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That skin is hilarious, Raq.

Am I the only one who still has a working non- click-wheel iPod? No one seems to carry skins for these (and haven't for at least a year).


Tom Scola - Apr 19, 2006 5:22:05 am PDT #7911 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I still have a 1st generation, 5 gigabyte iPod. I'm lucky if I get 4 hours of playtime on it these days. I want to replace it, but I can't because there are a bunch of other big-ticket items that I also want to buy first.