Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Jessica - Dec 16, 2004 6:27:55 am PST #594 of 10003
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Free Tivos:

The digital video recorder company on Friday will give away 40GB Series 2 recorders to Comcast customers who bring their cable bill and a gift for The Family Giving Tree charity to TiVo headquarters in Alviso, Calif. The giveaway will last from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., or until they run out of units, and will be limited to one recorder per household.

Service fees are not included the giveaway, which is only for first-time TiVo owners.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2004 6:30:59 am PST #595 of 10003
brillig

I've got WordPerfect 5 on 5-inch floppies. There aren't even any dead computers in my house with floppy drives that big. I suppose it's time to send the discs to the great disk drive in teh sky.


le nubian - Dec 16, 2004 7:20:00 am PST #596 of 10003
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay, my old employer is giving me back access to my email and other computer clusters for 24 hours. So I have download ALL of my email archives and other files in this period of time.

I can do the computer file stuff. It will be a pain, but I can manage it.

However, the IMAP email is a PITA. Anyone know if there is a way through Eudora, Thunderbird, or other program where I can download all the IMAP folders together and without needing to do it folder by folder?


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2004 7:33:49 am PST #597 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there anyone who knows Javascript around here?

It's for something I can look up in an O'Reilly book if I can manage to hold the book without repeatedly hitting myself over the head with it....

eta: I think my real problem is that I need to go for a walk. Or else get lunch. Maybe both.


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2004 11:27:59 am PST #598 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Adware cannibals feast on each other

Companies that use free software downloads to target Web surfers with annoying ads are turning on each other to keep customers--and the cash they generate--for themselves.

The tactic is in the spotlight in a little-noticed legal dispute unfolding in Seattle. Caribbean-based ad company Avenue Media last month accused New York-based DirectRevenue of using competing software to detect and delete Avenue Media's Internet Optimizer program from its customers' computers.

According to the Nov. 24 complaint, DirectRevenue's software detects Internet Optimizer and then sends a command to "kill" the program, a process that deletes its files from the PC registry and from the computer altogether. Avenue Media said DirectRevenue's tactics have caused it to lose about 1 million customers--about half its installed base--and as much as $10,000 a day in revenue.

Hee hee. Let's hope they all destroy each other....


le nubian - Dec 16, 2004 11:32:36 am PST #599 of 10003
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay, so if anyone needs to know how to download IMAP email folders quickly, Mozilla's Thunderbird works a whole lot better than Eudora.


DXMachina - Dec 16, 2004 11:49:24 am PST #600 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Avenue Media said DirectRevenue's tactics have caused it to lose about 1 million customers--about half its installed base--and as much as $10,000 a day in revenue.

Interesting how they refer to the victims who've unwittingly downloaded their spyware as "customers."


aurelia - Dec 16, 2004 1:22:50 pm PST #601 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Anyone know how to outsmart an internet form that insists on adding a backslash in front of an apostrophe?


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2004 1:30:48 pm PST #602 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What sort of form? Does it add the backslash when you type the apostrophe? Or when the form reloads after you've entered stuff?

If it's the latter... then it's a bug in the display of the page you're on, but whatever you entered should be OK.

Databases such as MySQL will add a backslash to "escape" an apostrophe to avoid confusion with the apostrophes that are used to delineate the beginning and end of a field. (Otherwise, if you enter "Bob's Drive In" it would be stored as 'Bob's Drive In' and the software would think it should just be 'Bob') When the saved data is presented to the user the backslash should be stripped out by the code of the page you're on, but it's still stored with the backslash.

eta: but if you have to resubmit the form, you should still take the backslash out.

eta2: gotta run....


aurelia - Dec 16, 2004 1:35:27 pm PST #603 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It is the latter. Okay, I'll submit it as is.