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Volans - Oct 23, 2005 9:11:53 pm PDT #5266 of 10003
move out and draw fire

Apple lobs grenade into Microsoft media center camp

I thought Microsoft bought Apple about 7 years ago?


NoiseDesign - Oct 23, 2005 9:21:46 pm PDT #5267 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

I thought Google bought Microsoft last week.


Gris - Oct 23, 2005 9:27:19 pm PDT #5268 of 10003
Hey. New board.

You guys are confused. MicroGoogle bought AppleSoft. Both are now divisions of AOL / Time Warner. And all is right with the world.

Now I'm flashing memories to the brief segment in Friday - the Heinlien novel, not any of the millions of other possible Fridays - where Friday is researching the Shipstone corporation and realizes that they secretly (publicly, but not obviously) own pretty much the entire world. I distinctly remember that they owned both Pepsi and Coke, for example.


NoiseDesign - Oct 23, 2005 9:31:36 pm PDT #5269 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

AOL is SOOOO last year.


Volans - Oct 24, 2005 2:36:09 am PDT #5270 of 10003
move out and draw fire

I distinctly remember that they owned both Pepsi and Coke, for example.

Ha. LIKE the Mormons would let that happen.

And I could've sworn that MicroGoogle bought AOL/TimeWarner and Disney, and is going to be renamed McGoogle.


DCJensen - Oct 24, 2005 4:31:39 am PDT #5271 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

Apple lobs grenade into Microsoft media center camp

I thought Microsoft bought Apple about 7 years ago?

Heh. I know you're being facetious.

t Avoids taking the bait.


Jon B. - Oct 24, 2005 4:55:08 am PDT #5272 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Ha. LIKE the Mormons would let that happen.

Didn't the Masons buy the Mormons?


amych - Oct 24, 2005 4:57:08 am PDT #5273 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Didn't the Masons buy the Mormons?

Yep. Now known as M&M. They send out coded messages to the faithful in the form of little candies.


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2005 5:21:32 am PDT #5274 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now known as M&M. They send out coded messages to the faithful in the form of little candies.

Which is why you can get the red M&Ms again (they're the ones that are an aphrodesiac (you need at least five)).


Betsy HP - Oct 24, 2005 7:31:33 am PDT #5275 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

No, it's the GREEN ones. Kids today, yeesh.