I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


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le nubian - Jun 08, 2005 12:09:13 pm PDT #3252 of 10003
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm still waiting for my cell phone/PDA/GPS/web browser/email/digital music player/digital camera thingie....

I'm not kidding when I say that I want George Jetson's car that folds up into a briefcase. That's what I need next decade: all my crap to fold up into a petite package.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 12:11:04 pm PDT #3253 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ten minutes after that happens, I'll lose it. I'll need an allmycrap locator chip embedded under my flesh.


Wolfram - Jun 08, 2005 12:17:32 pm PDT #3254 of 10003
Visilurking

I wish my brain had wifi.


Kristen - Jun 08, 2005 12:18:48 pm PDT #3255 of 10003

That would rock. Turn by turn directions...inside my head.


Wolfram - Jun 08, 2005 12:22:20 pm PDT #3256 of 10003
Visilurking

Without all the messy cables hanging out of your head. Because I hate that.


Kristen - Jun 08, 2005 12:26:08 pm PDT #3257 of 10003

In related news, I just read a thing about how the FAA has approved United's request to implement WiFi on flights.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2005 12:27:09 pm PDT #3258 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I get internet access in my head, it had better come with one hell of a popup/ad/spam blocker. I don't want to be walking down the street checking my email and suddenly see EN1lIARGE Y0UR P^E^N^IS 1N A WEEK||1lIY! in ten-foot flashing letters.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 12:28:58 pm PDT #3259 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In a world where I sometimes need to reboot my phone, WiFi can stay the hell away from my brain.


amych - Jun 08, 2005 12:29:49 pm PDT #3260 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I find that scheduled downtime every 24 hours takes care of most of my need for reboots.


§ ita § - Jun 08, 2005 12:31:08 pm PDT #3261 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I find that scheduled downtime every 24 hours takes care of most of my need for reboots.

My hardware needs to be disconnected from a power source to have the best chance at a clean restart. I'm not down for that myself.