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Wolfram - May 19, 2005 2:02:53 pm PDT #3001 of 10003
Visilurking

Fuck. I understand the need for innovation and progress, but these folks need to learn that 911 should have been priority one, not a "glitch" to be ironed out.


Jessica - May 19, 2005 2:29:32 pm PDT #3002 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm feeling so conflicted...my new G5 is here, and it's gorgeous, but unless I'm much dumber than I think I am, they forgot to install the Airport card. I'm on hold w/ tech support right now to see if they can send me a new one.

[la la la...still on hold...la la la...getting a new card...]


Anne W. - May 19, 2005 4:44:58 pm PDT #3003 of 10003
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Is anyone else having trouble getting into any Apple-based services? Mail, iTunes store, Mac site, etc?


DCJensen - May 19, 2005 5:52:50 pm PDT #3004 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

E-thay orrent-tay ite-say ith-way e-thay ame-nay imilar-say oo-tay .tv, ut-bay om-cay? Ack-bay.


Allyson - May 19, 2005 7:32:58 pm PDT #3005 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita, I'm having some issues trying to get that htaccess to work. And now some schlubs on myspace are sucking me dry.

And really? I'm about to just take everything off my server and shut it all down. I'm so frustrated with these assholes.

Would you help me when you have a sec? I think I put the code in the wrong spot or something.


Eddie - May 19, 2005 7:43:22 pm PDT #3006 of 10003
Your tag here.

Allyson, dunno if ita is around or what exactly you tried, but I want to point out/confirm that the filename you're using is .htaccess (dot-htaccess), correct?


Allyson - May 19, 2005 7:48:26 pm PDT #3007 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

yes tis.


Eddie - May 19, 2005 7:57:27 pm PDT #3008 of 10003
Your tag here.

Cool. Possibly this might be of help until ita shows up with her web-fu [link]

Note that it is possible for the webserver to have disabled the use of .htaccess.


§ ita § - May 19, 2005 8:20:40 pm PDT #3009 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It took me more than a few tries for me to get mine to work, but sites like this were invaluable. They step you through what to do, and allow you to test -- make sure you use a new image link for each test, or clear your cache inbetween tries.

What are your symptoms?


Allyson - May 19, 2005 8:29:01 pm PDT #3010 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I created a .htaccess file, uploaded it to my server, and...nothing happened.