River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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§ ita § - Oct 01, 2012 4:34:54 pm PDT #3381 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Casting call for hot, fit, identical male twins for Teen Wolf (ALPHAS, BEEYOTCHES): [link]

There's also a side there:

INT. HIGH SCHOOL/LOCKER ROOM - DAY
Among the students change for gym class, Ethan takes a seat
next to his brother, Aiden, at one of the locker benches.
ETHAN
You’re starting to like her.
AIDEN
How would you know?
ETHAN
Your eyes dilate when you look at
her.
AIDEN
My eyes what?
ETHAN
Dilate. It’s a marker for sexual
attraction.
AIDEN
Where do you even read this crap?
ETHAN
Norepinephrine secreted during
attraction flexes the dilator
muscles--
AIDEN
Okay, shut up. It’s bad enough I’m
back in eight hours a day of high
school. I don’t need a Chemistry
lesson from my brother.
ETHAN
Biology.
AIDEN
Whatever.
ETHAN
You’re not supposed to like her.
AIDEN
So what if I do?
ETHAN
Then you’re an idiot. Because if
this all goes the way we think it’s
going, we’re going to have to kill
her.
And it’s not going to be push her
down a flight of stairs kill her.
It’s going to be claw out her
throat and watch a geyser of blood
stream out of her neck kill her.
You ready for that?
Aiden holds still a moment, considering it. Then turns to his
brother with as cold-hearted a stare as he can manage.
AIDEN
If I have to... I’ll rip her pretty
little head off.


sumi - Oct 12, 2012 5:51:40 am PDT #3382 of 3486
Art Crawl!!!

Teen Wolf: No more Jackson? Contract negotiations failed and apparently, Colton Haynes will nto be back in season 3.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 12, 2012 10:07:08 am PDT #3383 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Derek better get someone out to fix the plumbing in his burned-down house stat then, because someone's going to have to take up the slack for all the naked shower scenes.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2012 11:16:28 am PDT #3384 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I saw some shirtless Dylan O'Brien the other day. Methinks the days of Stiles changing behind Scott need to come to an end.

I wonder if he has tats that need to be painted over too?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2013 6:55:29 pm PST #3385 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Grandpa Winchester.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2013 12:30:23 pm PST #3386 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So word from Colin is that Misha will be in S9, but not a regular.


sumi - Feb 26, 2013 11:10:50 am PST #3387 of 3486
Art Crawl!!!

Tor.com discusses how they think that GoT will split A Storm of Swords.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2013 2:56:30 pm PST #3388 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And I got the information from Colin wrong--Misha is in 9 episodes, and I didn't interpret that as regular. Which is on me.


DebetEsse - Mar 05, 2013 9:16:59 am PST #3389 of 3486
Woe to the fucking wicked.

On that Tor article, you'd have thought that a solid review of events of the book in question would have been an obvious thing to do because, wow, are there a lot of errors (which, granted, I am particularly aware of since I just finished said book).


Lee - Mar 23, 2013 7:44:04 pm PDT #3390 of 3486
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

According to this week's EW, the April 11th episode of Community is going to feature puppet versions of the study group. The picture makes the puppets look like Smile Time puppets.

I just can't even.