And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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§ ita § - Feb 04, 2011 4:54:42 am PST #2987 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Episode summary for The French Mistake:

SAM AND DEAN ARE TRANSPORTED TO AN ALTERNATE REALITY — Raphael (guest star Lanette Ware) launches an attack on Castiel (Misha Collins) and his allies, sending a particularly frightening angelic hitman (guest star Carlos Sanz) after Balthazar (guest star Sebastian Roche), Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles)... In an effort to protect the brothers, Balthazar sends them to an alternate universe where they are the stars of a TV show called “Supernatural” and they are actors named “Jensen Ackles” and “Jared Padalecki.” The brothers are confused when Castiel appears to be a tweet-happy actor named Misha Collins and Sam is married to Ruby (Genevieve Cortese). Charles Beeson directed the episode written by Ben Edlund (##615).

We get Misha!


Juliebird - Feb 04, 2011 5:03:10 am PST #2988 of 3486
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

oh god, it gets better and better


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2011 5:06:40 am PST #2989 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hear Dean tries to stab Gen. I'm so excited.

But why is Balthazar helping? I'm so confused. This will entirely change the tenor of the porn.

But Misha! Tweet! Oh GOD. Canon RPF. I don't even. This rocks the foundations, yo.


Maria - Feb 04, 2011 8:01:30 am PST #2990 of 3486
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Not only does this fandom appear to be crazy, but those involved with the show itself do too. I don't even know what to say.

I can't really decide if this makes me want to watch SPN more or less.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2011 8:05:49 am PST #2991 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The show is delightfully crazy.

The fandom is not majority crazy.

The decision to watch the show should be based on the former and not the latter.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 04, 2011 9:05:26 am PST #2992 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm morbidly curious if they'll be fairly straightforward about Jared and Jensen's lives, or play them up as exaggerated comedic versions of themselves like Duchovny on It's Gary Shandling's Show.

I have no doubt that jokes for Misha will run along similar lines of there being a specific security code for removing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.


Morgana - Feb 04, 2011 3:19:45 pm PST #2993 of 3486
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

My brain keeps playing with the ordering in the summary:

sending a particularly frightening angelic hitman (guest star Carlos Sanz) after ... Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles)... // to an alternate universe where they are the stars of a TV show called “Supernatural” and they are actors named “Jensen Ackles” and “Jared Padalecki.”

Where the laws of parallel construction would suggest that Sam ends up playing "Jensen" and Dean ends up playing "Jared."

And that would add a whole other layer of crazy to the whole thing. But I don't know that they'd go there.


Maria - Feb 11, 2011 9:09:14 am PST #2994 of 3486
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

From DeadlineTV, concerning Paget Brewster's exit(?) arc on Criminal Minds, pilot season, and the status of other cast member contracts: [link]


Frankenbuddha - Feb 13, 2011 2:03:48 pm PST #2995 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just read in EW (actual magazine, otherwise I'd provide links, but I'm lazy) that House will be doing a big dream episode with 5 sequences based on TV and movies, that include a western (the magazine had a shot of HL and LE in sepia looking all the world like Butch and Sundance charging out at the end of that movie) and a musical bit. March 7th is the date.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 14, 2011 12:26:18 pm PST #2996 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Will one of the movies be Jaws? Having an actual shark on hand would make the jumping so much easier...