Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Jessica - Aug 24, 2005 4:45:27 am PDT #1210 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Like being killed ded means anything on Alias.

It might this year (since it's probably the last season and all).

They could even kill Jack.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2005 5:06:34 am PDT #1211 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::registers savespydaddy.com::


Maysa - Aug 24, 2005 8:16:49 am PDT #1212 of 3486

I would love it if they killed Vaughn (for good), had Sydney at a desk job, and made the show into the SpyDaddy (and Hopefully SpyMommy) Hour.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2005 8:19:32 am PDT #1213 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If we're not getting capering about in sexy outfits, Marshall has to go.


Narrator - Aug 24, 2005 8:45:13 am PDT #1214 of 3486
The evil is this way?

::registers savemarshall.com::


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 24, 2005 9:06:50 am PDT #1215 of 3486
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

You guys saw the TV Guide sidebar about Greg Grunberg leaving the show in some spectacular fashion, didn't you? Although it's an actor-motivated departure in his case.


Laura - Aug 24, 2005 9:46:36 am PDT #1216 of 3486
Our wings are not tired.

I thought he was killed by a big scary pilot gobbling island monster.


le nubian - Aug 24, 2005 9:49:32 am PDT #1217 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

heh heh.

that would be funny if this happened to him again on "Alias."


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 24, 2005 9:50:07 am PDT #1218 of 3486
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Not on Lost—his role on Alias, rather.


Laura - Aug 24, 2005 11:09:46 am PDT #1219 of 3486
Our wings are not tired.

I would enjoy it so much if they could duplicate it as closely as possible. Bad guys accidentally create big munching monster and Weiss bites it after crashing the plane he pilots. It would be so much more enjoyable if the girlfriend bites it at the same time. I really don't want to see her mourning face.

(I knew what you meant Matt)