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DavidS - May 24, 2005 1:08:48 pm PDT #1011 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just saw the season finale and I am a little underwhelmed.

I thought everybody who watched Charmed was already used to that feeling.


le nubian - May 24, 2005 1:09:46 pm PDT #1012 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

You know, you'd think so? But apparently I had a few more feet to travel down on the underwhelming line.


DavidS - May 24, 2005 1:12:00 pm PDT #1013 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But apparently I had a few more feet to travel down on the underwhelming line.

At some point I figure you'll run smack dab into your diminishing expectations. You'll either achieve perfect enlightenment or total indifference.


le nubian - May 24, 2005 1:14:26 pm PDT #1014 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

At some point I figure you'll run smack dab into your diminishing expectations.

Well, I'm wondering if I'm just like a dog chasing her tail. I don't know if I ever can catch my diminishing expectations.


DavidS - May 24, 2005 1:15:32 pm PDT #1015 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm wondering if I'm just like a dog chasing her tail. I don't know if I ever can catch my diminishing expectations.

Is this one of those Greek logic exercises by somebody named Zeno? Or more of a koan?


le nubian - May 24, 2005 1:40:00 pm PDT #1016 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

what is the sound of one diminishing expectation clapping?


DavidS - May 24, 2005 1:43:32 pm PDT #1017 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

what is the sound of one diminishing expectation clapping?

It is the sad deflating sound of Alyssa Milano's career options.


§ ita § - May 24, 2005 1:45:50 pm PDT #1018 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is the sad deflating sound of Alyssa Milano's career options.

Are you sure those are her options? Could be her implants.


DavidS - May 24, 2005 1:49:42 pm PDT #1019 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are you sure those are her options? Could be her implants.

That is a very dispiriting visual.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 24, 2005 1:53:02 pm PDT #1020 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think as long as her implants hold, her career options will be unaffected by the quality of her previous projects.