I told him to watch keep watching and all his questions would be answered. Which is a lie, obviously, but I like to sound like I know what I'm talking about.
It's not a lie unless you promised that they would be answered this season. Or, you know, in our lifetimes.
Or in any sense-making way.
His questions will be answered, but then he will have new questions.
These questions and many more will be answered on the next episode of Soap Lost.
So Locke is Burt Campbell?
Would Jack be Chester Tate?
Hmmm... Charlie can be Jodie Dallas....
Hurley is Benson.
I'm Cheddar Plate!
I want to see Locke do Burt's crossed-arms-finger-snap "disappearing" trick.
OMG, that would be
perfect.
Heh. Oddly enough, that's exactly what I was thinking of when I decided he was Burt.
Snerk.
In this AU, the island has a beard.
Well, if Cameron Diaz can go for extensive stays in exotic locales, why not Katie Holmes as well?
Wait, the wreckage near the caves is from another plane, not 815. Or so I thought.
If so, it was another Oceanic flight with a guitar identical to Charlie's and a coffin identical to Christian Sheppard's on it.