If they use the same narrator they used for the Desperate Housewives clip show, I hope he gets eaten by the runaway engine.
On behalf of my gender name, Hey! (Except, I'd be happy to point the guy out to Lostilla).
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR
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Narrator - Apr 27, 2005 10:23:50 am PDT #7774 of 10000
The evil is this way?
-t - Apr 27, 2005 10:24:52 am PDT #7775 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Or snarked at by Ron Howard a la Arrested Development.
"And that is how you narrate a story."
Frankenbuddha - Apr 27, 2005 10:26:31 am PDT #7776 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I have no idea why the Desp. H-wives clip show narrator deserves a bad end, but if he does, you're making it much to merciful - an extended visit to Crazy French Lady's bed o' pain is a much better fate.
Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 10:27:00 am PDT #7777 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"And that is how you narrate a story."
That had me rolling on the floor, it was so funny.
Gus - Apr 27, 2005 10:29:08 am PDT #7778 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
t makes a reminder to come by and read the watch-and-snark during tonight's clip show
'Cuz, Buffistas? They can bring the snark.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 27, 2005 10:32:34 am PDT #7779 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Frank, my concern was not in providing the most agonizing death, but rather the one that would most quickly deprive him of the power of speech. Engine Guy became red mist at what, about 4 minutes into the pilot?
beth b - Apr 27, 2005 10:53:00 am PDT #7780 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
DH recap - no new info - if the LOst one doesn't have any, I'm not watching. esp if they have a bad narrator.
§ ita § - Apr 27, 2005 10:59:18 am PDT #7781 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No need to worry about getting home from work by 8pm tonight, then.
Shrift, honey, please get home before then anyway.
Steph L. - Apr 27, 2005 11:19:02 am PDT #7782 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I thought the Lost special tonight would have new info, or at least connect-the-dots info.
shrift - Apr 27, 2005 12:44:05 pm PDT #7783 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift, honey, please get home before then anyway.
I'm never home before 8 anymore, and sadly, it's not because I'm livin' it up at happy hour with Jack's dad.