Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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arby - Apr 07, 2005 4:41:26 pm PDT #7551 of 10000
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

ITA Liese - that's exactly what I thought when the "fiancee" gave her speech (along with "Jack is not going to go through with this because he is totally gay") - how fucked up is that?

Polter-Cow, your post made me get the point of this episode far more acutely than the actual broadcast. And now I feel sorry for Jack too. Poor guy.

Kate? Mostly annoying, although I said almost the exact same thing as cleo (except mine was EWWWWW) when Jack popped Boone's lung so he could breathe:

Kate makes the same face I am making right now, which is the AHHHHHHHH face

And I almost forgot to hate her when she was talking Claire through the birth. I hear what you're saying Laura about the tv sterotypes of baby-having, and I totally agree and in general find them incredibly annoying, BUT in this case Jin was so goddamned cute with his eloquent and amusing facial expressions that it completely made it worthwhile for me. The best part was when he shook Charlie's hand at the end, Charlie hugged him, and then - was it me? or were they were both jumping up and down while hugging. TOO CUTE AND FUNNEE.

RIP Boone I guess. Although really I only liked him about 3 times throughout the whole show so far, and one of those was when he sassed Locke in the latter's dream, so don't think that really counts. Too bad we'll never get that great wedding planning flashback.

Finally, once again I heart cleolinda:

off Boone goes to the big wedding outlet in the sky. Respect.


DCJensen - Apr 07, 2005 5:52:37 pm PDT #7552 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

That baby looked at least six weeks old.

Well, she was well into her umpteenth trimester...


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2005 6:37:59 pm PDT #7553 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm surprised the baby didn't come out asking if he could borrow the keys to Claire's car.


DCJensen - Apr 07, 2005 6:42:01 pm PDT #7554 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Or crying "Shannon!"


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2005 6:44:40 pm PDT #7555 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, Claire's little antichristbundle of joy was born a bit before Boone joined the wedding party invisible, so reincarnation might have taken some wrangling.


Allyson - Apr 08, 2005 5:16:53 am PDT #7556 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kristen uploaded the new auction items to the site.

It's a week away. Oy.


brenda m - Apr 08, 2005 5:56:04 am PDT #7557 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What really got me about Jack and fiance wasn't that he was marrying her because he saved her - it's that she was. After her toast, it kind of creeped me out that she didn't say one single word about liking/loving whatever - it was all about the hero, nothing about the man. Made me feel really bad for him, and a little more sympathetic to his hero complex, if that's what it is.

Dying Boone was hot like a hot thing. But I don't remember seeing an actor do deathface so quickly or convincingly. Creeped me right the fuck out.

Were we the only ones to yell "Dave! MOOOOOOOO" at the screen during that first tying the bow tie scene?

Thank you! I was all "ooh, it's that guy, I love that guy! Why do I love that guy?" Titus was a damn funny show. I'd kind of forgotten about it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 08, 2005 6:50:57 am PDT #7558 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

After her toast, it kind of creeped me out that she didn't say one single word about liking/loving whatever - it was all about the hero, nothing about the man.

Actually, I was amazed that wedding guests didn't look worried and murmur a bit after her vows were read. I know people tend to be in a schmaltzy mood at such events, but I so would have turned to whoever sat next to me and stage-whispered "I give them six weeks before it all blows up!"


brenda m - Apr 08, 2005 7:00:29 am PDT #7559 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. From the TWoP recaplet:

But everything works out okay, and Claire delivers a healthy six-week-old baby boy. I suspected she was overdue, but damn.


Lee - Apr 08, 2005 1:25:21 pm PDT #7560 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

This week's Entertainment Weekly has the men of Lost on the cover. Boone's not there (though he has a small box in the corner). It was very pretty.