If it's a straight razor, it almost doesn't matter who's wielding it -- those things are hawt.
Still, I have my preferences, and Sayid is definitely one.
Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. River: He takes so much looking after.
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§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 9:33:17 am PST #7078 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
beathen - Mar 16, 2005 9:34:21 am PST #7079 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Who can resist, though? It's the perfect explanation. I'm actually amused to read all the different situations in which the [insert object name] smugglers get themselves into.
sumi - Mar 16, 2005 9:39:27 am PST #7080 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
Well, Sayid owns a straight razor.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2005 9:45:28 am PST #7081 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Well, Sayid own's a straight razor.
But didn't Sawyer get a hold of it? I remember him brandishing one at some point (including misleading preview).
sumi - Mar 16, 2005 9:49:29 am PST #7082 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
He had it, and Sawyer came up to him and took it -- Sawyer didn't seem to know what it was.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 9:50:32 am PST #7083 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sawyer didn't seem to know what it was.
He needs to be taught.
By a strict disciplinarian.
Calli - Mar 16, 2005 10:01:27 am PST #7084 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I thought that Sawyer tossed the razor at Sayid's feet when Sayid came back all banged up from his personal time with the Crazy French Woman.
Laura - Mar 16, 2005 10:05:30 am PST #7085 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.
They could use one of Locke's very big knives for shaving.
Lee - Mar 16, 2005 10:07:11 am PST #7086 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
In my plan, it is a straight razor, and Sayid and Sawyer would soon be beltless and pantless.
Scrappy - Mar 16, 2005 10:22:25 am PST #7087 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sayid and Sawyer would soon be beltless and pantless.
This is in my plan too, and by plan, I mean "nearly every waking thought."