Note to self: become a celebrity so I can smuggle contraband through customs hassle-free.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR
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Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 01, 2005 8:19:01 am PST #5574 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 8:21:54 am PST #5575 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
become a celebrity so I can smuggle contraband through customs hassle-free.
Was it Diana Ross that didn't work for?
Theodosia - Feb 01, 2005 8:23:52 am PST #5576 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
On my flight back from England in 2003, Virgin Atlantic bumped me up to first class (which I'm still kvelling about) and I was directed to a discreet little "first class" security line which was much shorter than the regular.
I still had to walk like a mile (I'm not kidding, and I'm used to walking goodly distances, too) to my gate from there, and mix with the hoi polloi until we boarded, but by gosh and golly I got Special Security Treatment because I was a First Class passenger.
(Let me pause to reflect that, in fact, a large number of the 9/11 hijackers flew first class.)
Sean K - Feb 01, 2005 8:35:35 am PST #5577 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Was it Diana Ross that didn't work for?
And Aaron Sorkin, just as his celebrity was at its most recent apex.
Kathy A - Feb 01, 2005 8:37:35 am PST #5578 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
And Paul McCartney in Tokyo, IIRC. And didn't Christian Slater get caught with a gun a few years back?
-t - Feb 01, 2005 8:39:03 am PST #5579 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Stacey Keach with cocaine in his shoes.
Sean K - Feb 01, 2005 8:39:54 am PST #5580 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Clearly celebrity is not proof against customs, but on the upside, you'll likely not be doing much time if you're a celebrity.
DebetEsse - Feb 01, 2005 8:39:56 am PST #5581 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Yeah, but everyone except hard-core fans couldn't pick AS from a line-up.
Those other people have no such excuse.
tiggy - Feb 01, 2005 9:16:19 am PST #5582 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
hey, Allyson. that banner that Karri is using at the fuselage, is that something you guys did or her? i was thinking of putting it in my eljay user info to help you guys pimp.
Kristen - Feb 01, 2005 10:18:14 am PST #5583 of 10000
tiggy, I made the banner and you are certainly free to use it at will with our most effusive thanks.
Though I kinda wish I'd had more time to spend on it. It's looking a little low-tech to me now.