And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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tavella - Jan 15, 2005 9:57:46 am PST #5001 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

(psst, tavela, JZ is a her)

Sorry, JZ! It's, er, the sexism inherent in the system! Or something.

Hey, tavella, are you Tavella on TWoP?

Yup. LJ as well, as Consuela was asking (hi, suelac!)


tavella - Jan 15, 2005 10:13:10 am PST #5002 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

I'm still unclear on how a surgeon without any instruments managed to sew up a bleeding artery. Because, need a curvy needle and some really strong thread -- did they unwind heavy-grade thread from around coat buttons? Do people flying from Australia even take their coats with them? I'll grant that he has the expertise to sew up a bleeding artery, but the tools are what I'm talking about.

He's got needles; presumably he could curve one if he had the forethought, and he's got at least his own suit jacket. So the tools are theoretically available.

Which illusion will be punctured by the first Lostite who comes down with appendicitis, because anybody watching a doctor improvise abdominal surgery outdoors, with a hunting knife, some alcohol for sterility, and no anaesthetic -- they'll change their minds about how strong the safety net feels.

Oh, I agree, they don't really understand the trouble they are in, and especially the trouble they'll be in when antibiotics run out -- while there are things Sun can find like tea tree oil that have some antibiotic properties, they aren't going to dig a true antibiotic out of the jungle -- given the choice over the improvised tool surgery and dying slowly in agony of appendicitis... I'll still pick the surgeon for my team.


sfmarty - Jan 15, 2005 11:48:35 am PST #5003 of 10000
Who? moi??

Thanks, P C. I went back and read it. I assumed much of it from their body languages. Still, it is great to be validated.


tavella - Jan 15, 2005 12:47:10 pm PST #5004 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

The lines of declination shown are isogonic, not directional. They don't show the direction to magnetic north, they link points where the angle between true north and magnetic north is the same.

In fact, the map (bottom) suggests that the Pacific actually has less magnetic declination than most places, only 0-20. It's really hard to judge where they are pointing, exactly, but it looked like more than 20 degrees off to me.

I also mistrust Jack's estimation of west -- even if he remembered accurately where the sun had gone down the night before, the sunset azimuth varies considerably with the season.

They are only three weeks off autumn equinox, though, so the sun should be nearly directly west. The producers have said the official crash date was the date of the series' American premiere. Your point about hikers misestimating a 90 degree turn is taken, but I think we are supposed to take this as a real strangeness. The annoying part was, Sayid never said whether he checked it against his homemade compass!

So there are lots of ways errors can creep in. I think the point of the whole bit is "This place is weird. Locke is weird. Don't trust either one."

Two things are reinforcing my distrust of Locke. One, a general increase in the dangerousness of his provocations: first one, he just says Jack shouldn't come with him and should go visionquesting. Now perhaps it wasn't the wisest idea ever to encourage the lone doctor to go haring off through the wilderness after hallucinations, but Jack had already started it and it's understandable that Locke would think it a great idea given his beliefs. He only gave Jack advice, he didn't do anything without his consent. Then next we have him using Charlie as boar bait. Pretty risky, and Charlie may have consented to a walk, but not being bait. Then we have him pointing Sayid at Sawyer, *and giving him a weapon*. He's moved on to using people as weapons. And now we have him physically assaulting Boone and tying him up in the wilderness.

Second, it's the weakest people in the group who are following him most devoutly, and he seems to be encouraging that. While two of the three people who might be expected to have the sharpest eye for hinkiness don't trust him. Kate, who is a conwoman, and Sayid, who served in the RG in Saddam's Iraq and has first hand experience with a cult of personality. It'd be interesting to hear Sawyer's opinion of Locke.


SailAweigh - Jan 15, 2005 1:06:54 pm PST #5005 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

but it looked like more than 20 degrees off to me.

Yup. And according to that isogonic map (once I actually figured how to read it) the most likely places to find that kind of difference would be close to the poles. So, polar bear. But how could it be a tropical island that far north? Quite a contradiction. My only theory? It's not on Earth.


Liese S. - Jan 15, 2005 1:08:49 pm PST #5006 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Maybe it's on Titan.


Polter-Cow - Jan 15, 2005 1:09:06 pm PST #5007 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My only theory? It's not on Earth.

But then they'd be lost in space.


SailAweigh - Jan 15, 2005 1:11:22 pm PST #5008 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Or, they've been transported to a time when the poles weren't where they are now. They do shift around.


le nubian - Jan 15, 2005 1:16:53 pm PST #5009 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

A cool Jorge Garcia article.

No spoilers.

[link]


Liese S. - Jan 15, 2005 1:25:42 pm PST #5010 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I think I'm leaning toward Big Black Rock theory, myself, re: magnetic whosits.